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i like magic the gathering, comics, movies, books and video games.
your honor, my client was hungy
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
your honor, my client was hungy
going with stuffing. if you are presenting me with these options i can use rolls to make sliders w/ meat and mashed potatoes. mac and cheese gives me both carbs and cheese, a missing food group here.
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
going with stuffing. if you are presenting me with these options i can use rolls to make sliders w/ meat and mashed potatoes. mac and cheese gives me both carbs and cheese, a missing food group here.
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I should pick up a cute frog hat to keep my head warm this winter
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I should pick up a cute frog hat to keep my head warm this winter
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
Dropping a piano on Megyn Kelly, she opens up the lid to the body of the piano. The camera zooms to her face, her teeth replaced with piano keys which play “The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down” -s they fall out
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dropping a piano on Megyn Kelly, she opens up the lid to the body of the piano. The camera zooms to her face, her teeth replaced with piano keys which play “The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down” -s they fall out
He’s now an anti-Israel Marxist
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He’s now an anti-Israel Marxist
going up to the White House and putting on the glasses from They Live and it's actually a white van with "free candy" written on it but somehow they misspelled candy
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
going up to the White House and putting on the glasses from They Live and it's actually a white van with "free candy" written on it but somehow they misspelled candy
as long as Chuck Schumer is minority "leader", I will not vote for, donate to, or volunteer for any dem at the federal level. you're all massive fuckups
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
as long as Chuck Schumer is minority "leader", I will not vote for, donate to, or volunteer for any dem at the federal level. you're all massive fuckups
Gonna become immune to criticism by having all of my thoughts in one long thread
you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it read the replies bsky.social/about/blog/1...
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna become immune to criticism by having all of my thoughts in one long thread
desperately finding a way to resurrect Sherman to finish the job
24 states have filed a brief at the Supreme Court in support of the Trump administration's effort to curb birthright citizenship, suggesting that it is not correct to say the issue is "settled and beyond debate."
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
desperately finding a way to resurrect Sherman to finish the job
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
Seeing the hagiographies this bastard has been getting from the media and politicians has made me come to the realization that anyone that hated Kirk is Frank Grimes in a political world of Homer Simpsons
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Seeing the hagiographies this bastard has been getting from the media and politicians has made me come to the realization that anyone that hated Kirk is Frank Grimes in a political world of Homer Simpsons
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you're an illiterate dumbass if any of these words muddy political writing for you
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you're an illiterate dumbass if any of these words muddy political writing for you
i forgot our education on communism begins and ends with "communism is when gobermint"
August 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i forgot our education on communism begins and ends with "communism is when gobermint"
people use beef tallow as sunscreen because they’re idiots
i did it because i just wanted to be delicious
i did it because i just wanted to be delicious
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
people use beef tallow as sunscreen because they’re idiots
i did it because i just wanted to be delicious
i did it because i just wanted to be delicious
Hank Hill Fortnite squid games
August 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hank Hill Fortnite squid games
A ranking of things chimps can smoke:
4. Vape. Awful. Tech vs nature shit.
3. Cigarette. Kinda amusing but you know he has a problem
2. Weed. You might see something funny
1. Cigar. Amazing. What could this chimps life be? Mafioso? Detective? a big businessape?
4. Vape. Awful. Tech vs nature shit.
3. Cigarette. Kinda amusing but you know he has a problem
2. Weed. You might see something funny
1. Cigar. Amazing. What could this chimps life be? Mafioso? Detective? a big businessape?
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A ranking of things chimps can smoke:
4. Vape. Awful. Tech vs nature shit.
3. Cigarette. Kinda amusing but you know he has a problem
2. Weed. You might see something funny
1. Cigar. Amazing. What could this chimps life be? Mafioso? Detective? a big businessape?
4. Vape. Awful. Tech vs nature shit.
3. Cigarette. Kinda amusing but you know he has a problem
2. Weed. You might see something funny
1. Cigar. Amazing. What could this chimps life be? Mafioso? Detective? a big businessape?
I never knew there were more than just Arthur’s 1 and 5. 2 looks like a moose having a breakdown.
August 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I never knew there were more than just Arthur’s 1 and 5. 2 looks like a moose having a breakdown.
@grok how do I get out of this corn maze. Been stuck 3 days. plz help
August 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@grok how do I get out of this corn maze. Been stuck 3 days. plz help
things I thought would be way more prevalent in life growing up:
quicksand
avalanches
venomous snakes/spiders
raises/promotions
groups of kids trying to stop a rich shithead from closing the rec center
things that happened just as much as I expected it to:
rich shithead shutting down the rec center
quicksand
avalanches
venomous snakes/spiders
raises/promotions
groups of kids trying to stop a rich shithead from closing the rec center
things that happened just as much as I expected it to:
rich shithead shutting down the rec center
July 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
things I thought would be way more prevalent in life growing up:
quicksand
avalanches
venomous snakes/spiders
raises/promotions
groups of kids trying to stop a rich shithead from closing the rec center
things that happened just as much as I expected it to:
rich shithead shutting down the rec center
quicksand
avalanches
venomous snakes/spiders
raises/promotions
groups of kids trying to stop a rich shithead from closing the rec center
things that happened just as much as I expected it to:
rich shithead shutting down the rec center
homer kong
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
homer kong
That scene where Superman pulls the S off his chest but instead of sending people to the phantom zone it turns them into pogs
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That scene where Superman pulls the S off his chest but instead of sending people to the phantom zone it turns them into pogs
Reason why I haven’t slept this week: a restaurant I went to Thursday was playing “Sleepyhead” by Passion Pit. My brain has decided it’s now my new favorite song and will play it 24/7
July 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reason why I haven’t slept this week: a restaurant I went to Thursday was playing “Sleepyhead” by Passion Pit. My brain has decided it’s now my new favorite song and will play it 24/7