taccobelle.bsky.social
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can't believe Salvador Dalí left all those clocks out in the sun like that smdh
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
can't believe Salvador Dalí left all those clocks out in the sun like that smdh
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neil armstrong: hey you uh didn’t….fake it, right?
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
neil armstrong: hey you uh didn’t….fake it, right?
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
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mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
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me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
November 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
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A guide for not being annoying online:
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A guide for not being annoying online:
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply
2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply
3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply
Hope this helps!
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Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Dracula must hate it when sees a delicious neck but he *just* brushed his teeth
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In hindsight it’s too bad that Y2K didn’t shut down all of the computers.
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In hindsight it’s too bad that Y2K didn’t shut down all of the computers.
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BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop
October 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop
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life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans bsky is what happens when you’re busy avoiding life
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans bsky is what happens when you’re busy avoiding life
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[Bar in Costa Rica]
American: Do you got snacks here
Bartender: No hablo Inglés
American: SNACKS SNACKS DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOR MOUTH EATY SNACKS
Bartender: THANKS FOR YELLING NOW I GET IT YES WE DO
American: Do you got snacks here
Bartender: No hablo Inglés
American: SNACKS SNACKS DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOR MOUTH EATY SNACKS
Bartender: THANKS FOR YELLING NOW I GET IT YES WE DO
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[Bar in Costa Rica]
American: Do you got snacks here
Bartender: No hablo Inglés
American: SNACKS SNACKS DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOR MOUTH EATY SNACKS
Bartender: THANKS FOR YELLING NOW I GET IT YES WE DO
American: Do you got snacks here
Bartender: No hablo Inglés
American: SNACKS SNACKS DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOR MOUTH EATY SNACKS
Bartender: THANKS FOR YELLING NOW I GET IT YES WE DO
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I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"
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I'm only as mean as you are stupid
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm only as mean as you are stupid
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Der Arbeitgeberverband BDA fordert eine Kontaktgebühr beim Arzt: eine Art "Eintrittsgeld" für jeden Arztbesuch, um "unnötige" Besuche zu verhindern und Kosten zu senken. Als Argumentationshilfe hier fünf Gründe, warum das eine schlechte Idee ist: 🧵
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Der Arbeitgeberverband BDA fordert eine Kontaktgebühr beim Arzt: eine Art "Eintrittsgeld" für jeden Arztbesuch, um "unnötige" Besuche zu verhindern und Kosten zu senken. Als Argumentationshilfe hier fünf Gründe, warum das eine schlechte Idee ist: 🧵
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me, reminding my dad how many times he’s already told that story
August 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me, reminding my dad how many times he’s already told that story
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[rubs cat's belly]
Cat: wow that feels good
[rubs]
Cat: oh yeah, so good
[rubs]
Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH
Cat: wow that feels good
[rubs]
Cat: oh yeah, so good
[rubs]
Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH
August 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[rubs cat's belly]
Cat: wow that feels good
[rubs]
Cat: oh yeah, so good
[rubs]
Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH
Cat: wow that feels good
[rubs]
Cat: oh yeah, so good
[rubs]
Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH
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I’m high on life
Life: you didn’t even inhale
Life: you didn’t even inhale
August 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m high on life
Life: you didn’t even inhale
Life: you didn’t even inhale
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"Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only child-rapist in history to receive well-wishes from a president of the United States."
Lawrence O'Donnell
Lawrence O'Donnell
August 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only child-rapist in history to receive well-wishes from a president of the United States."
Lawrence O'Donnell
Lawrence O'Donnell
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You ever accidentally get so caught up in a thread you read it all the way to the end and ask wtf am I doing with my life?
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You ever accidentally get so caught up in a thread you read it all the way to the end and ask wtf am I doing with my life?
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♫ Hold me closer, Tony Danza ♫
August 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
♫ Hold me closer, Tony Danza ♫
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"I don't trust people who don't love dogs."
Good. Don't. Stay away. Me and the cats think you're too needy anyway.
Good. Don't. Stay away. Me and the cats think you're too needy anyway.
August 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"I don't trust people who don't love dogs."
Good. Don't. Stay away. Me and the cats think you're too needy anyway.
Good. Don't. Stay away. Me and the cats think you're too needy anyway.
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Bet you never thought you'd fall in love with a dinosaur and here you are, unable to take your eyes off of her.
July 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bet you never thought you'd fall in love with a dinosaur and here you are, unable to take your eyes off of her.
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Gonna borrow this rescue pup's bio
July 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gonna borrow this rescue pup's bio
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work smarter, not harder
July 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
work smarter, not harder