Jeremy the Probably Depressed
@systemninjaneer.bsky.social
(Pointing at trump supporting, antivaxxing, fundamentalist, religious, science denying, weirdo bigots)
"I wanna be whatever and wherever those folks aren't."
"I wanna be whatever and wherever those folks aren't."
“Donald Trump to issue executive order declaring Cinco de Mayo to be renamed ‘Fifth of America.’
Whitehouse press secretary Karmelkorn Leavening had this to say: ‘I mean, who likes mayonnaise anyway, and why should it get its own holiday when Ketchup is obviously superior?’”
Whitehouse press secretary Karmelkorn Leavening had this to say: ‘I mean, who likes mayonnaise anyway, and why should it get its own holiday when Ketchup is obviously superior?’”
May 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Donald Trump to issue executive order declaring Cinco de Mayo to be renamed ‘Fifth of America.’
Whitehouse press secretary Karmelkorn Leavening had this to say: ‘I mean, who likes mayonnaise anyway, and why should it get its own holiday when Ketchup is obviously superior?’”
Whitehouse press secretary Karmelkorn Leavening had this to say: ‘I mean, who likes mayonnaise anyway, and why should it get its own holiday when Ketchup is obviously superior?’”
I’m pretty sure Green Day wrote at least one song about the types of Americans who have to be reminded that Green Day is political…
April 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m pretty sure Green Day wrote at least one song about the types of Americans who have to be reminded that Green Day is political…
I feel like someone might have fed the Republican party after midnight… despite the clearly communicated warnings about feeding the Republican party after midnight.
April 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I feel like someone might have fed the Republican party after midnight… despite the clearly communicated warnings about feeding the Republican party after midnight.
Tariffs, the argument goes, would raise the costs of imported products, encouraging consumers to purchase cheaper domestic products instead.
Products like, oh… I dunno, butter?
With Irish butter estimated to cost as much as $11/pound after tariffs, the argument seems reasonable.
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Products like, oh… I dunno, butter?
With Irish butter estimated to cost as much as $11/pound after tariffs, the argument seems reasonable.
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April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tariffs, the argument goes, would raise the costs of imported products, encouraging consumers to purchase cheaper domestic products instead.
Products like, oh… I dunno, butter?
With Irish butter estimated to cost as much as $11/pound after tariffs, the argument seems reasonable.
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Products like, oh… I dunno, butter?
With Irish butter estimated to cost as much as $11/pound after tariffs, the argument seems reasonable.
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I just think it might be a good time to point out that the same Demented Dumbass who nuked the stock market?
He also has actual nukes.
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He also has actual nukes.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just think it might be a good time to point out that the same Demented Dumbass who nuked the stock market?
He also has actual nukes.
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He also has actual nukes.
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“Trump’s tariff policy represents a sort of defeat for Bessent ... Should he flee the administration now, he would likely forfeit what little credibility remains.”
You can work for Trump, or you can maintain integrity and credibility. But you cannot do both.
newrepublic.com/post/193634/...
You can work for Trump, or you can maintain integrity and credibility. But you cannot do both.
newrepublic.com/post/193634/...
Top Trump Official So Freaked Out by Tariffs, He Wants to Quit
And so the revolving door of Donald Trump’s Cabinet members begins.
newrepublic.com
April 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Trump’s tariff policy represents a sort of defeat for Bessent ... Should he flee the administration now, he would likely forfeit what little credibility remains.”
You can work for Trump, or you can maintain integrity and credibility. But you cannot do both.
newrepublic.com/post/193634/...
You can work for Trump, or you can maintain integrity and credibility. But you cannot do both.
newrepublic.com/post/193634/...
“I didn’t think he would really do the thing, because that would be disastrous … I was wrong. He actually did the thing!”
Maybe electing someone because you believe they won’t actually do what they said they were probably gonna do means you’re an incurable idiot, maybe?
Maybe electing someone because you believe they won’t actually do what they said they were probably gonna do means you’re an incurable idiot, maybe?
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“I didn’t think he would really do the thing, because that would be disastrous … I was wrong. He actually did the thing!”
Maybe electing someone because you believe they won’t actually do what they said they were probably gonna do means you’re an incurable idiot, maybe?
Maybe electing someone because you believe they won’t actually do what they said they were probably gonna do means you’re an incurable idiot, maybe?
I wonder what the stock market will look like on open tomorrow… I mean, I have an idea… but still.
a roller coaster with smoke coming out of it and yahoo in the corner
ALT: a roller coaster with smoke coming out of it and yahoo in the corner
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I wonder what the stock market will look like on open tomorrow… I mean, I have an idea… but still.
Crawford wins, and bigly.
As a referendum on Donaldelon TrumpenMusk, that’s a pretty sweet result. I’m very happy they appear to have lost that proxy war.
How much did they spend again?
I wonder how $tsla will do tomorrow.
As a referendum on Donaldelon TrumpenMusk, that’s a pretty sweet result. I’m very happy they appear to have lost that proxy war.
How much did they spend again?
I wonder how $tsla will do tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Crawford wins, and bigly.
As a referendum on Donaldelon TrumpenMusk, that’s a pretty sweet result. I’m very happy they appear to have lost that proxy war.
How much did they spend again?
I wonder how $tsla will do tomorrow.
As a referendum on Donaldelon TrumpenMusk, that’s a pretty sweet result. I’m very happy they appear to have lost that proxy war.
How much did they spend again?
I wonder how $tsla will do tomorrow.
Re “Signalgate” / “Whiskey Leaks”
Maybe it’s unfair, but the thing that I can’t stop thinking about… the thing that just won’t get out of my brain is this: Is this really what it takes to get any semblance of investigative journalism done by our media anymore?
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Maybe it’s unfair, but the thing that I can’t stop thinking about… the thing that just won’t get out of my brain is this: Is this really what it takes to get any semblance of investigative journalism done by our media anymore?
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March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Re “Signalgate” / “Whiskey Leaks”
Maybe it’s unfair, but the thing that I can’t stop thinking about… the thing that just won’t get out of my brain is this: Is this really what it takes to get any semblance of investigative journalism done by our media anymore?
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Maybe it’s unfair, but the thing that I can’t stop thinking about… the thing that just won’t get out of my brain is this: Is this really what it takes to get any semblance of investigative journalism done by our media anymore?
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Trump doesn’t like his portrait for some reason…
March 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Trump doesn’t like his portrait for some reason…
Holy. Shit.
That’s all I got. Just… Holy. Shit.
That’s all I got. Just… Holy. Shit.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Holy. Shit.
That’s all I got. Just… Holy. Shit.
That’s all I got. Just… Holy. Shit.
Melon Husk insinuates that the anti-tesla efforts were the product of a well-funded conspiracy of hateful forces aligned against him without cause.
I would like to assure him that my hatred of all things Musk is being provided entirely pro bono.
I would like to assure him that my hatred of all things Musk is being provided entirely pro bono.
March 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Melon Husk insinuates that the anti-tesla efforts were the product of a well-funded conspiracy of hateful forces aligned against him without cause.
I would like to assure him that my hatred of all things Musk is being provided entirely pro bono.
I would like to assure him that my hatred of all things Musk is being provided entirely pro bono.
I’m part of that large group of folks engaged in the criminal enterprise of not buying a Tesla. It’s a NoSwasticartel…
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m part of that large group of folks engaged in the criminal enterprise of not buying a Tesla. It’s a NoSwasticartel…
If your representative was one of the Democrats that voted with the Republicans to censure Al Green, and you aren’t calling them to register your disapproval, then welcome to being part of the problem…
March 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If your representative was one of the Democrats that voted with the Republicans to censure Al Green, and you aren’t calling them to register your disapproval, then welcome to being part of the problem…
What if all of the Democrats were issued ‘Trump-Babble Bingo’ cards, and then just kept hollering ‘Bingo!’ during his address as they filled their cards?
I think that would be pretty cool…
I think that would be pretty cool…
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What if all of the Democrats were issued ‘Trump-Babble Bingo’ cards, and then just kept hollering ‘Bingo!’ during his address as they filled their cards?
I think that would be pretty cool…
I think that would be pretty cool…
Never has the phrase “perfect is the enemy of good” been so apropos as when describing folks who shit on other people’s efforts at activism and protest…
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March 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Never has the phrase “perfect is the enemy of good” been so apropos as when describing folks who shit on other people’s efforts at activism and protest…
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When I made that snarky post earlier about the inevitable bullshit WaPo editorial that would be forthcoming, I admit… I did not expect it to be quite this blatantly bullshit. I wish I could cancel my subscription twice. With a brick.
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When I made that snarky post earlier about the inevitable bullshit WaPo editorial that would be forthcoming, I admit… I did not expect it to be quite this blatantly bullshit. I wish I could cancel my subscription twice. With a brick.
JD Vance. All pizza, no french fries.
March 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
JD Vance. All pizza, no french fries.
Zelenskyy met with King Charles III before Trump did. That wouldn’t matter to a mature adult, so I bet it bugs the shit out of Trump.
March 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Zelenskyy met with King Charles III before Trump did. That wouldn’t matter to a mature adult, so I bet it bugs the shit out of Trump.
A Norwegian fuel supplier is refusing to do business with the U.S. military. I’m sure there will soon be a WaPo editorial extolling this decision as a shining example of liberty and free market principles. Aaany minute now.
March 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A Norwegian fuel supplier is refusing to do business with the U.S. military. I’m sure there will soon be a WaPo editorial extolling this decision as a shining example of liberty and free market principles. Aaany minute now.
“From KKK to Cuckoo Coup - an historical analysis of the MAGA movement” - some future historian’s graduate thesis, probably.
March 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“From KKK to Cuckoo Coup - an historical analysis of the MAGA movement” - some future historian’s graduate thesis, probably.
I’m looking forward to the WaPo editorial, explaining how today’s shameful and disastrous display in the oval office by Trump/Vance is the embodiment of liberty and free market principles…
March 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m looking forward to the WaPo editorial, explaining how today’s shameful and disastrous display in the oval office by Trump/Vance is the embodiment of liberty and free market principles…