Syrah In The Suburbs
@syrahsuburb.bsky.social
Working mom living in the suburbs. Fuck 45.
If you have tens of thousands of followers don’t bother following me.
If you have tens of thousands of followers don’t bother following me.
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Hey so raising kids is actually too hard. Like it’s amazing society has gotten this far with a population of this size.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hey so raising kids is actually too hard. Like it’s amazing society has gotten this far with a population of this size.
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Richest nation in human history
I AM SO TIRED.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I AM SO TIRED.
I have been near tears all day because my sons daycare emailed us to let us know they’ll be opening a FOOD PANTRY. HIS DAYCARE. BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT AFFORD TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I have been near tears all day because my sons daycare emailed us to let us know they’ll be opening a FOOD PANTRY. HIS DAYCARE. BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT AFFORD TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.
I just listened to Wi$h Li$t and it’s actually such a god awful song I can’t even believe it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I just listened to Wi$h Li$t and it’s actually such a god awful song I can’t even believe it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
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🍂 it's almost 👻
👻 halloween 🍂
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🍂 it's almost 👻
👻 halloween 🍂
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October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🍂👻 👻🍂
👻 🎃 👻
🎃 🎃
🍂 it's almost 👻
👻 halloween 🍂
🎃 🎃
👻 🍂
🍂 👻
🎃
👻 🎃 👻
🎃 🎃
🍂 it's almost 👻
👻 halloween 🍂
🎃 🎃
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I made a MySpace Top 8 reference to my coworker and he didn’t get it because he’s 25 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I made a MySpace Top 8 reference to my coworker and he didn’t get it because he’s 25 🫠
Hey so if I don’t like Taylor swift it isn’t because I don’t like fun. It’s because I PERSONALLY don’t like her voice. That’s it. Enjoy your new album. I am genuinely happy for you.
October 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey so if I don’t like Taylor swift it isn’t because I don’t like fun. It’s because I PERSONALLY don’t like her voice. That’s it. Enjoy your new album. I am genuinely happy for you.
I just has gasoline spill all over my feet. Happy Friday.
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just has gasoline spill all over my feet. Happy Friday.
I am *this close* to fully crashing out.
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I am *this close* to fully crashing out.
Lululemon is so weird. Their women’s sizing is crazy. But their men’s? Totally normal.
Men: Are you a large at most stores? Then you’re a large here too!
Women: are you a size medium normally? Well then you’re a size 10 or a large or an 8 or a 12 or maybe a medium. 🤪
Men: Are you a large at most stores? Then you’re a large here too!
Women: are you a size medium normally? Well then you’re a size 10 or a large or an 8 or a 12 or maybe a medium. 🤪
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Lululemon is so weird. Their women’s sizing is crazy. But their men’s? Totally normal.
Men: Are you a large at most stores? Then you’re a large here too!
Women: are you a size medium normally? Well then you’re a size 10 or a large or an 8 or a 12 or maybe a medium. 🤪
Men: Are you a large at most stores? Then you’re a large here too!
Women: are you a size medium normally? Well then you’re a size 10 or a large or an 8 or a 12 or maybe a medium. 🤪
Between Micah pointing out how much I weigh and the neighbor girl pointing it out I am at an all time low on my self esteem.
September 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Between Micah pointing out how much I weigh and the neighbor girl pointing it out I am at an all time low on my self esteem.
Do we really have to pay $15 a pair to get underwear that’s cute and comfortable and believes women should be allowed to have labia?
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Do we really have to pay $15 a pair to get underwear that’s cute and comfortable and believes women should be allowed to have labia?
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every time a political figure from the right criticizes this administration they come back a week later with “actually i am totally ok with this and furthermore, they do not have my family in a cellar”
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
every time a political figure from the right criticizes this administration they come back a week later with “actually i am totally ok with this and furthermore, they do not have my family in a cellar”
Are there any lawyers that would help Taylor (why or corso)? She was suspended from her professor post and they are saying she needs to pay her replacement. This is all over some CK comments which were EXTREMELY mild.
September 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Are there any lawyers that would help Taylor (why or corso)? She was suspended from her professor post and they are saying she needs to pay her replacement. This is all over some CK comments which were EXTREMELY mild.
So are we going to get a late night host podcast since they’re all getting fired?
September 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So are we going to get a late night host podcast since they’re all getting fired?
Shea: sick and up a lot Sunday and Monday night. Sleeps through the night Tuesday night and seems better this morning.
Micah: sick last week with what Shea now has. But not very sick. Then he has a fever Tuesday and is up a bunch Tuesday night.
I am tired.
Micah: sick last week with what Shea now has. But not very sick. Then he has a fever Tuesday and is up a bunch Tuesday night.
I am tired.
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shea: sick and up a lot Sunday and Monday night. Sleeps through the night Tuesday night and seems better this morning.
Micah: sick last week with what Shea now has. But not very sick. Then he has a fever Tuesday and is up a bunch Tuesday night.
I am tired.
Micah: sick last week with what Shea now has. But not very sick. Then he has a fever Tuesday and is up a bunch Tuesday night.
I am tired.
Walked from here to across these bridges and back! 7.3 miles in 2.5 hours.
September 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Walked from here to across these bridges and back! 7.3 miles in 2.5 hours.
Can someone explain why we are calling what happened to Charlie political violence when he was not a politician?
September 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can someone explain why we are calling what happened to Charlie political violence when he was not a politician?
Apparently you can’t get a Covid shot right now unless you qualify by age or medical condition? T tried to get his today and it was denied.
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Apparently you can’t get a Covid shot right now unless you qualify by age or medical condition? T tried to get his today and it was denied.
Okay I’m just going to say it is very cute seeing T spray the leave in conditioner into Micah’s hair. He might not be the best partner for me, but he is a really good dad.
September 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay I’m just going to say it is very cute seeing T spray the leave in conditioner into Micah’s hair. He might not be the best partner for me, but he is a really good dad.
“Political violence is bad” defending someone who instigated political violence as a career.
Quite the stance to take.
Quite the stance to take.
September 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Political violence is bad” defending someone who instigated political violence as a career.
Quite the stance to take.
Quite the stance to take.
It’s tragic only because the very policies he worked against may have saved his life. Otherwise he died promoting the cause he said was worth the sacrifice.
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s tragic only because the very policies he worked against may have saved his life. Otherwise he died promoting the cause he said was worth the sacrifice.
Shea was awake from 3:30-5 and then Micah woke up at 5:15. So I’m doing well today.
September 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Shea was awake from 3:30-5 and then Micah woke up at 5:15. So I’m doing well today.