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Brian Royston
@sypookus.bsky.social
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don’t know.
Paper, gunpowder, the compass, printing (moveable type), porcelain, silk, the abacus, the concept of blast furnaces for smelting iron originated in China, as did the technique of distilling alcohol. I assume they also invented Chinese food.

Yeah, I guess you’re right…I can’t name one thing.
August 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Serenity NOW!
June 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Also love this…
May 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We had a small HVAC company in East TX for a while. Had some billboards advertising our air conditioning services that said, “Your wife is hot!” Pretty racy for small town TX.
;-)
May 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So…about 5 days away
;-)
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Someone should do a version of the Star Wars kid video with Trump.
May 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not sure if this reflects poorly on Google AI or Berkeley geologists…
May 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
…arrested because they hate Illinois nazis
April 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It seemed like the dumbest thing a country has ever done until the US recently said, ‘hold my beer.’
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Who is Cindy?
April 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Maybe they did respond, and the response was lost in the mail.
April 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sew! Sew like the wind!!
April 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Those 3rd floor garages are sweet
March 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Bizarre! Suggest Tuesday instead.
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Prolly Murph’s keyboard, from Murph and the Magic Tones. Don’t worry…they put the band back together. I think they’re playing a gig in San Quentin.
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Shocker
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Although your thin skin and name-calling combined with your ‘be kind to one another’ profile statement is kinda funny.
;-)
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A lil over the top…

If you’re gonna be a parody account, you need to be a bit more believable. Don’t go 0-100 immediately…be a bit more subtle. You’ll get the hang of it eventually.
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just tell me. Draw the line between thinking SJD was a badass and DJT’s presidency. I want to see if you can do it. If you can’t, then you can’t…no big deal, because I don’t think it can be done anyway.
March 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ha! There are quite a few differences.
March 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM