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Sylvie Joan
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🖤The sweetheart of Seattle🖤
Seriously. Zero notes on this new Stick To Your Guns vinyl. Absolutely beautiful.
#keepplantingflowers #styg #hardcore
April 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Hey! I have a void named Ozzy too!
March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ozzy Meowsbourne can haz bass too??
March 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hey so uhhh.....where's Ivanka? I feel like she's been pretty silent this go around.
March 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Idk man....I could see trump getting wind of this and saying "yeah. You can have that DEI statue back, but I'ma put a statue of myself up when it's gone"
March 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Slippers and Oli Ssssssykes
#ballpython
February 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is a mess.
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ozzy Meowsbourn, the Princess of Darkness being elegant as always
February 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
She's great but I absolutely HATE how she sleeps. This is her dead ass asleep, looking like a total demon
February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I got you! Ozzy got to explore the basement for the first time and this was the mess that came back 😂😂
February 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is Ozzy Meowsbourne, the Princess of Darkness. I hate how she sleep with her eyes half opened and all demon like. Freaks me the fuck out.
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Come find me!
February 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Today is gonna suck, so here's Ozzy 30 seconds after coming up from the basement 😂😂
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So it's safe to say that you're not the guy on my MXPX shirt?
January 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Shit sucks rn.
So here's a baby cat being absolutely baffled by a baby corn snake eating
January 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Smol Ozzy, biiiiiig round
January 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's 45° out so OBVI I had to put the fleece leggings under the fucked up tights and short shorts to feel more slutty than I actually am😂😂
January 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
*to the tube of Nazi Punks Fuck Off*
Luci cat
Luci cat
Luci cat
COME PLAYYYYY!!
January 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
So holy fucking shit. I found this randomly in a poster tube and Abt lost my damn mind
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Ladies and gentlequeers. We have cuddles
December 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I forgot how hard it is to do laundry with a kitten around 😂😂🙄
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 AM
NEW BASS DAYYYYY
#fender #squire #bass
December 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
The cat distribution system strikes again!
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 AM
My beautiful Ball Python, Oli Ssssssykes looking amazing in her headshots!
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 PM