THE GOOSE GIRL
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The president has no clothes on
He’s running round butt naked
It’s not a very pretty sight
Melania has 2 fake it
He thinks no one can see him
That we are all just blind
I know I see right through him
We all see him just fine
He’s running round butt naked
It’s not a very pretty sight
Melania has 2 fake it
He thinks no one can see him
That we are all just blind
I know I see right through him
We all see him just fine
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The president has no clothes on
He’s running round butt naked
It’s not a very pretty sight
Melania has 2 fake it
He thinks no one can see him
That we are all just blind
I know I see right through him
We all see him just fine
He’s running round butt naked
It’s not a very pretty sight
Melania has 2 fake it
He thinks no one can see him
That we are all just blind
I know I see right through him
We all see him just fine
DICTATOR TRYIN’ 2 RISE
ON MOTHER’S SCREAMS
& BABIES CRIES
NEED A PASS
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR MASS
4 THEIR CLASS
STORMIN DOWN THE CAPITAL FLOOR
SAYING THE PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE POOR
THINK THEYRE CLASS
WANT MORE CASH
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR CLASS
NOW REPUBLICANS CRY 4 UNITY
WHEN ALL THEY WANT IS IMPUNITY
ON MOTHER’S SCREAMS
& BABIES CRIES
NEED A PASS
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR MASS
4 THEIR CLASS
STORMIN DOWN THE CAPITAL FLOOR
SAYING THE PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE POOR
THINK THEYRE CLASS
WANT MORE CASH
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR CLASS
NOW REPUBLICANS CRY 4 UNITY
WHEN ALL THEY WANT IS IMPUNITY
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
DICTATOR TRYIN’ 2 RISE
ON MOTHER’S SCREAMS
& BABIES CRIES
NEED A PASS
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR MASS
4 THEIR CLASS
STORMIN DOWN THE CAPITAL FLOOR
SAYING THE PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE POOR
THINK THEYRE CLASS
WANT MORE CASH
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR CLASS
NOW REPUBLICANS CRY 4 UNITY
WHEN ALL THEY WANT IS IMPUNITY
ON MOTHER’S SCREAMS
& BABIES CRIES
NEED A PASS
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR MASS
4 THEIR CLASS
STORMIN DOWN THE CAPITAL FLOOR
SAYING THE PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE POOR
THINK THEYRE CLASS
WANT MORE CASH
4 THEIR ASS
4 THEIR CLASS
NOW REPUBLICANS CRY 4 UNITY
WHEN ALL THEY WANT IS IMPUNITY
ALMS FOR THE RICH!
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ALMS FOR THE RICH!
THE PRESIDENT IS A CROOK!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THE PRESIDENT IS A CROOK!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
I TRULY BELIEVE IN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYMENT, HOWEVER...
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I TRULY BELIEVE IN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYMENT, HOWEVER...
I KNOW SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BLOOD AND THE SWEAT OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I KNOW SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BLOOD AND THE SWEAT OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
LORD OF THE FLIES!
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
LORD OF THE FLIES!
LOCK THEM UP!
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
LOCK THEM UP!
WOMEN MAKING AMERICA BETTER!
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WOMEN MAKING AMERICA BETTER!
if donald trump can convince you that his mind is infirm , hen can avoid jail time.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if donald trump can convince you that his mind is infirm , hen can avoid jail time.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
JUST THE FACTS MA’AM!
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
JUST THE FACTS MA’AM!
GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YOU?
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YOU?
LOCK HIM UP!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
LOCK HIM UP!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP IS FUCKING WITH AMERICA!
do you see it?
do you see it?
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
TRUMP IS FUCKING WITH AMERICA!
do you see it?
do you see it?
YOU WERE CLOSE GAVIN!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO RHYME TOO!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO RHYME TOO!
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
YOU WERE CLOSE GAVIN!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO RHYME TOO!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO RHYME TOO!
HIS PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER!
CAN HE ISOLATE US?
CAN HE ISOLATE US?
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HIS PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER!
CAN HE ISOLATE US?
CAN HE ISOLATE US?
OUR PRESIDENTIAL PIG
LIKES TO DO IT BIG
HE HANGS AROUND WITH SWINE
WHILE ALL OF THEM JUST WHINE
THEN THEY GO OUT TO DINE
ON CAVIAR IN BRINE!
LIKES TO DO IT BIG
HE HANGS AROUND WITH SWINE
WHILE ALL OF THEM JUST WHINE
THEN THEY GO OUT TO DINE
ON CAVIAR IN BRINE!
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
OUR PRESIDENTIAL PIG
LIKES TO DO IT BIG
HE HANGS AROUND WITH SWINE
WHILE ALL OF THEM JUST WHINE
THEN THEY GO OUT TO DINE
ON CAVIAR IN BRINE!
LIKES TO DO IT BIG
HE HANGS AROUND WITH SWINE
WHILE ALL OF THEM JUST WHINE
THEN THEY GO OUT TO DINE
ON CAVIAR IN BRINE!
UP IS DOWN AND DOWN IS UP!
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
UP IS DOWN AND DOWN IS UP!
E.T. GO HOME!
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
E.T. GO HOME!