Sydney Battle
@sydneybattle.bsky.social
actor. writer. former ghoul. @/sydneybattle on twitter
me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
me in the airport posing for the little photo at tsa
don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know
September 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
don’t ask me how….. there are some things that u just know
the man is a comedian
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the man is a comedian
aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
September 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around
September 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bob’s burgers kids started dragging around
why did people believe him though….? like
August 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
why did people believe him though….? like
like this but winter themed, you get it
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
like this but winter themed, you get it
me after another long day of trying to get the attention of the casting directors for the pitt
May 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
me after another long day of trying to get the attention of the casting directors for the pitt
HIM is a female-led revenge dramedy about the dark side of reality tv— streaming on apple tv & amazon prime on may 30th
also? i’m in it!
also? i’m in it!
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
HIM is a female-led revenge dramedy about the dark side of reality tv— streaming on apple tv & amazon prime on may 30th
also? i’m in it!
also? i’m in it!
oh good, my first question was whether they were going to put the ass in astronaut
April 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
oh good, my first question was whether they were going to put the ass in astronaut
been taking long walks and working out every day for 2 weeks straight and my body and mind are feeling so much better…. this sucks
April 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
been taking long walks and working out every day for 2 weeks straight and my body and mind are feeling so much better…. this sucks
in my role as dr. langdon’s wife on season 2 of THE PITT— i come into the ER after the goldendoodle he bought without consulting me causes chaos at my family bbq. keith david plays my dad. so excited i can finally share this casting news <3
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
in my role as dr. langdon’s wife on season 2 of THE PITT— i come into the ER after the goldendoodle he bought without consulting me causes chaos at my family bbq. keith david plays my dad. so excited i can finally share this casting news <3
sometimes i’ll frost falafel with hummus like i’m crumb coating a cake….. anything to feel alive, really
April 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
sometimes i’ll frost falafel with hummus like i’m crumb coating a cake….. anything to feel alive, really
i’m feeling reeeally good about the tariffs and also YOU
April 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i’m feeling reeeally good about the tariffs and also YOU
whenever I see one of these quirked up old RVs and i'm like............ one day a movie is gonna try to convince me that ryan gosling's character lives here
April 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
whenever I see one of these quirked up old RVs and i'm like............ one day a movie is gonna try to convince me that ryan gosling's character lives here
me realizing that this post relies on people intrinsically reading lyon with the french pronunciation
March 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
me realizing that this post relies on people intrinsically reading lyon with the french pronunciation
just pronounced “dandelion” as “dan duh lyon”
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
just pronounced “dandelion” as “dan duh lyon”
been vegan for 16 years and spend every day thinking about popcorn shrimp
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
been vegan for 16 years and spend every day thinking about popcorn shrimp
i really just say anything
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i really just say anything
oh my god when did so many of u get here
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
oh my god when did so many of u get here
i think they’d be a beautiful couple
December 14, 2024 at 5:38 PM
i think they’d be a beautiful couple
prepare yourself. the unitedhealth guy’s gonna be a freak. take it in. accept that. make your peace with it now
December 9, 2024 at 11:06 PM
prepare yourself. the unitedhealth guy’s gonna be a freak. take it in. accept that. make your peace with it now
love going through drawers in my childhood home <333
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
love going through drawers in my childhood home <333