Sxottlan
@sxottlan.bsky.social
A series of franchise obsessions in a trench coat. Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel. Go Bills. Rochester.
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'Rage bait' has been named the Oxford Word of the Year 2025
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
'Rage bait' has been named the Oxford Word of the Year 2025
I love how I forget I misplaced my umbrella until AFTER it’s started raining. ☔️
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I love how I forget I misplaced my umbrella until AFTER it’s started raining. ☔️
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No Kings includes DraftKings
The last hour in Rochester news. 😅
September 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The last hour in Rochester news. 😅
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From @theathletic.com: Blowout Cards, a major trading card retailer, made an offer to the Philadelphia Phillies fan who took a home-run ball away from a child after berating the boy’s father: $5000 if she hands it over with “I’m sorry” on it.
Company offers $5,000 for ball Phillies fan took from kid if it’s inscribed ‘I’m sorry’
A trading card retailer hopes to return the ball to the young fan it was taken from
nyti.ms
September 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
From @theathletic.com: Blowout Cards, a major trading card retailer, made an offer to the Philadelphia Phillies fan who took a home-run ball away from a child after berating the boy’s father: $5000 if she hands it over with “I’m sorry” on it.
I should have known the best Mexican food at the Food Truck Rodeo would be from the old beat up tiny trailer. 🌯😅
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I should have known the best Mexican food at the Food Truck Rodeo would be from the old beat up tiny trailer. 🌯😅
Watching two man baby road ragers chase each other up and down Elmwood Avenue like…
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a backpack .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a backpack .
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Watching two man baby road ragers chase each other up and down Elmwood Avenue like…
People are seriously losing it over Cracker Barrel?
August 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
People are seriously losing it over Cracker Barrel?
Saw a dude walking down the street with a nail gun this morning.
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Saw a dude walking down the street with a nail gun this morning.
That is freaking sweet. #StarTrek #LowerDecks
THE MAYOR OF CERRITOS CALIFORNIA IS HERE and presented Dawnn Lewis with a proclamation from the city #stlv #lowerdecks @mikemcmahan.bsky.social @syfysistas.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That is freaking sweet. #StarTrek #LowerDecks
Four homers. Two double plays. One out at home. Good game.
August 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Four homers. Two double plays. One out at home. Good game.
July 27th. First sighting of Halloween candy at the grocery store.
July 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
July 27th. First sighting of Halloween candy at the grocery store.
Boomers. Millennials. And the rest.
Please check in on your local Gen Xer. They're having a brutal week.
Please check in on your local Gen Xer. They're having a brutal week.
July 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Boomers. Millennials. And the rest.
Please check in on your local Gen Xer. They're having a brutal week.
Please check in on your local Gen Xer. They're having a brutal week.
We're approaching 2016 levels of celebrity deaths here.
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We're approaching 2016 levels of celebrity deaths here.
Turns out the wild cat is at all the bars and eateries in Rochester according to Instagram. It’s everywhere except in our hearts. 😞
July 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Turns out the wild cat is at all the bars and eateries in Rochester according to Instagram. It’s everywhere except in our hearts. 😞
Wholesome.
July 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wholesome.
Turns out my midlife crisis manifested as playing YouTube videos at double speed.
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Turns out my midlife crisis manifested as playing YouTube videos at double speed.
My Top Ten of 2025 so far. And my No. 1 surprises me as much as it probably does you.
***
10. M:I-8
9. The Phoenician Scheme
***1:2
8. Companion
7. Presence
6. Secret Mall Apartment
5. Ballerina
4. Predator: Killer of Killers
3. Sinners
*****
2. Thunderbolts
1. The Monkey
***
10. M:I-8
9. The Phoenician Scheme
***1:2
8. Companion
7. Presence
6. Secret Mall Apartment
5. Ballerina
4. Predator: Killer of Killers
3. Sinners
*****
2. Thunderbolts
1. The Monkey
a monkey with a big smile on its face
ALT: a monkey with a big smile on its face
media.tenor.com
July 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My Top Ten of 2025 so far. And my No. 1 surprises me as much as it probably does you.
***
10. M:I-8
9. The Phoenician Scheme
***1:2
8. Companion
7. Presence
6. Secret Mall Apartment
5. Ballerina
4. Predator: Killer of Killers
3. Sinners
*****
2. Thunderbolts
1. The Monkey
***
10. M:I-8
9. The Phoenician Scheme
***1:2
8. Companion
7. Presence
6. Secret Mall Apartment
5. Ballerina
4. Predator: Killer of Killers
3. Sinners
*****
2. Thunderbolts
1. The Monkey
Nothing to celebrate today.
July 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nothing to celebrate today.
Naturally.
Breaking News: The U.S. strikes on Iran set the country’s nuclear program back by only a few months, a classified report said.
Strike Set Back Iran’s Nuclear Program by Only a Few Months, U.S. Report Says
Classified findings indicate that the attack sealed off the entrances to two facilities but did not collapse their underground buildings.
trib.al
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Naturally.
The Phoenician Scheme Ballerina
🤝
Hand grenades
🤝
Hand grenades
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Phoenician Scheme Ballerina
🤝
Hand grenades
🤝
Hand grenades
Must everything now have hot honey on it?
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Must everything now have hot honey on it?
Seriously, I don’t get this ad.
And the thing is, they had this up before and took it down. And then put it back up again.
Doing it a second time isn’t going to make this any more sensible.
And the thing is, they had this up before and took it down. And then put it back up again.
Doing it a second time isn’t going to make this any more sensible.
May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seriously, I don’t get this ad.
And the thing is, they had this up before and took it down. And then put it back up again.
Doing it a second time isn’t going to make this any more sensible.
And the thing is, they had this up before and took it down. And then put it back up again.
Doing it a second time isn’t going to make this any more sensible.