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Stephen Rains
@swrains.bsky.social
“I broke a promise to myself
Made a couple to a brown eyed girl
Who rode with me through the mean ol' world
Never say die.”
Husband to Ashley. Bama. Red Sox. Pats. Liberal Catholic. Music and politics. @soxstephen at the old place.
Auburn’s new coach seems likable. Not something I’m used to.
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
U2
Public Enemy
Sun Ra
Replacements
Grateful Dead (w/ Jerry)
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to

bruce springsteen
jason isbell
oasis
steely dan
beyoncé
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:

Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wordle 1,622 2/6*

⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Source: NME yes please, new Soundgarden with CC.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Like every time you think, we’re selling F-35s to the bone saw guy, you gotta remember we’re also selling F-35s to the 9/11 guys. Same guys.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fuck each and every FOG that cleared out with time left on the clock. #rolltide
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was not emotionally ready for my afternoon. Thought I was but no.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Got ink with birthday money at the new tattoo shop, Oakleigh Apothecary Ink, (they also have some cool art for sale). Go check them out, wonderful people and art!
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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We have achieved the Dixieland Delight Superfecta

Fuck auburn
And lsu
And Tennessee too
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Kevn Kinney and DnC tonight!
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
America’s handling of severe mental illness since the Reagan admin is war crimes worthy.
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just remembered that the v nice Giants fan lady sitting next to us had
Live
Laugh
Love tattooed on the inside of her wrist.
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Nothing like a Woodford on the rocks and a coffee as we ride towards Nola on Amtrak.
October 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just donned a cap that I rubbed in the dirt at Fenway during the 2007 AL championship series. Haven’t pulled it out of the ziplock until today. Whist scored two!
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s the playoffs! Fuck the Yankees.
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That was hilarious.
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why do all Wake unis look so damn plain, and not in a classic way. Just plain garbage. Do better.
September 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Sometimes it’s scary how the algorithms know exactly the type of niche comedy that will hit with me
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I am not a fan of the Ty Simpson/KDB Experience
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
New possum tattoo commencing.
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
College football kicks off for real in an hour and a half.
August 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Idk, but laying in the couch with Harriet and the Sundays on the turntable is pretty damn good.
August 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Them: Fuck big government
The reality:
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Awesome to see Lee Baines last night, and I wish more artists walked the walk like Lee does. Inion made in America tees printed by union shops. Jason Isbell should take note.
August 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Completely forgot my buddy Lee Baines is at Cally’s tonight. Just got tix. Excited to see some woke southern punk.
August 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM