Paul (SwordofWit)
@swordofwit.com
Writer, nerd, TTRPG enthusiast. (they/them)
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's a longshot people will get this joke
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2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
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Felt shiny this morning so you all get some of my favorite art of my bird ranger and shiny hoarder, Fritti of the Smokecrest!
[ #art #illustration #ttrpg ]
[ #art #illustration #ttrpg ]
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Felt shiny this morning so you all get some of my favorite art of my bird ranger and shiny hoarder, Fritti of the Smokecrest!
[ #art #illustration #ttrpg ]
[ #art #illustration #ttrpg ]
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
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The last WB merger was like, YESTERDAY and the jobs that were lost by it were never recovered. It effects jobs ALL.OVER. THE. WORLD.
Streaming metrics and the tech sector buying up entertainment in all facets has been the PROBLEM THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Streaming metrics and the tech sector buying up entertainment in all facets has been the PROBLEM THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The last WB merger was like, YESTERDAY and the jobs that were lost by it were never recovered. It effects jobs ALL.OVER. THE. WORLD.
Streaming metrics and the tech sector buying up entertainment in all facets has been the PROBLEM THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Streaming metrics and the tech sector buying up entertainment in all facets has been the PROBLEM THIS ENTIRE TIME.
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There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
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Yeah, this merger is *NOT GREAT*
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yeah, this merger is *NOT GREAT*
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December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Okay but like
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Okay but like
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
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We have GOT to bring back antitrust laws man
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We have GOT to bring back antitrust laws man
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Damn I wish all my mutuals would leave Substack and Spotify. I know it's a hassle to shift over to a new platform, but I promise it's worth your time in these cases!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Damn I wish all my mutuals would leave Substack and Spotify. I know it's a hassle to shift over to a new platform, but I promise it's worth your time in these cases!
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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I can finally show one of my favourite paintings from last year! This was a commission for @illumicrate.bsky.social which was printed on a blanket included in a recent Afterlight box.
Auroras are my favourite natural phenomena and i'd love to see them some day, so i'm very glad I got to paint one!
Auroras are my favourite natural phenomena and i'd love to see them some day, so i'm very glad I got to paint one!
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can finally show one of my favourite paintings from last year! This was a commission for @illumicrate.bsky.social which was printed on a blanket included in a recent Afterlight box.
Auroras are my favourite natural phenomena and i'd love to see them some day, so i'm very glad I got to paint one!
Auroras are my favourite natural phenomena and i'd love to see them some day, so i'm very glad I got to paint one!
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“have you tried making things people want to buy?” is a question most modern ceos cannot answer in the affirmative
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“have you tried making things people want to buy?” is a question most modern ceos cannot answer in the affirmative
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I miss you Willow.
3 years ago the Willow series premiered, a beloved TV show by both critics and audiences.
It is now lost media.
It is now lost media.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I miss you Willow.
Staring at my nearly nonexistent work schedule for december and sighing, "Dangit, if only December and the holidays weren't the worst possible time to find people free for TTRPG oneshots..."
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Staring at my nearly nonexistent work schedule for december and sighing, "Dangit, if only December and the holidays weren't the worst possible time to find people free for TTRPG oneshots..."
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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#store
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
#store
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!
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November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM