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On a rare Jennless episode, Craig and Josh hold it down talking about Antonio’s jeans, the fine art of translation, and what happens when your fantasies are just as beautiful when they come true in 1990’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
On a rare Jennless episode, Craig and Josh hold it down talking about Antonio’s jeans, the fine art of translation, and what happens when your fantasies are just as beautiful when they come true in 1990’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!
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Motherboy Nation reaches new heights on the show this week as we talk ghouling by proxy, moms who aren’t loyal, and wholesome games of Family On Trial in 1994’s MOTHER’S BOYS!
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November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Motherboy Nation reaches new heights on the show this week as we talk ghouling by proxy, moms who aren’t loyal, and wholesome games of Family On Trial in 1994’s MOTHER’S BOYS!
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This week on the show, we finally return to erotic thrillers to discuss nym-faux-maniacs, girl handwriting, and the most upsetting party vibes imaginable in 1995’s TERRIFIED!
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November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This week on the show, we finally return to erotic thrillers to discuss nym-faux-maniacs, girl handwriting, and the most upsetting party vibes imaginable in 1995’s TERRIFIED!
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Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!
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Wrapping up Bloodbath for the year, goo correspondent Vou Pinette returns to talk full-powered Carpenter, the horror of quantum physics, and all the Bug Facts you could ask for in 1987’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
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October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wrapping up Bloodbath for the year, goo correspondent Vou Pinette returns to talk full-powered Carpenter, the horror of quantum physics, and all the Bug Facts you could ask for in 1987’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
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Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!
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October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!
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Join Josh and his unconventional conventionists @infinitesnow.bsky.social Delaney Jordan and Samuel Button-Bell to discuss Tim Curry’s swerve and the rightwing urge to ruin groovy people’s fun for the 50th anniversary of 1975’s ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!
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October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Join Josh and his unconventional conventionists @infinitesnow.bsky.social Delaney Jordan and Samuel Button-Bell to discuss Tim Curry’s swerve and the rightwing urge to ruin groovy people’s fun for the 50th anniversary of 1975’s ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!
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Get mashed into paste with us as we continue our Bloodbath journey talking the joys of puppets, technically incredible visions of hell and recurrence, and the romance of a passion project made manifest in 2021’s MAD GOD!
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October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Get mashed into paste with us as we continue our Bloodbath journey talking the joys of puppets, technically incredible visions of hell and recurrence, and the romance of a passion project made manifest in 2021’s MAD GOD!
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!
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October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!
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Tonight is What It Means to be Dove; on this Patreon episode, we talk Bigfoot, sub-Abdul tracks, and Dafoe fits in our follow-up to THE WARRIORS with 1984's STREETS OF FIRE!
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October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tonight is What It Means to be Dove; on this Patreon episode, we talk Bigfoot, sub-Abdul tracks, and Dafoe fits in our follow-up to THE WARRIORS with 1984's STREETS OF FIRE!
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🩸Bloodbath 2025 is nigh! Join us for another October of spooks and scares.🩸
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🩸Bloodbath 2025 is nigh! Join us for another October of spooks and scares.🩸
This week on the pod, we open the Listener Request Ghoul Box and talk depictions of mental health crisis, Tsukamoto’s huge range of expression, and the general horrors of existing in a society in 2011’s KOTOKO!
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September 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This week on the pod, we open the Listener Request Ghoul Box and talk depictions of mental health crisis, Tsukamoto’s huge range of expression, and the general horrors of existing in a society in 2011’s KOTOKO!
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Switching gears, we return to our grand tradition of our annual Choose Your Own Adventure episode and look at three more movies swimming in THE MATRIX’s wake: ULTRAVIOLET (2006), AEON FLUX (2005) and BLOODRAYNE (2005)!
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September 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Switching gears, we return to our grand tradition of our annual Choose Your Own Adventure episode and look at three more movies swimming in THE MATRIX’s wake: ULTRAVIOLET (2006), AEON FLUX (2005) and BLOODRAYNE (2005)!
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This week on the show, we wrap up FULL CLIP with video editor Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social discussing Cold War-era espionage, the premonition of American empire, and reading books in well-fitting jeans in 1975’s THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR!
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September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This week on the show, we wrap up FULL CLIP with video editor Shannon Strucci @strucci.bsky.social discussing Cold War-era espionage, the premonition of American empire, and reading books in well-fitting jeans in 1975’s THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR!
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Thanks to Spotify for summarizing.
September 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thanks to Spotify for summarizing.
This week on Full Clip, we talk sheer filmic efficiency, the wisdom of keeping a gay guy in the crew, and how shooting in New York is the best special effect of all in 1979’s THE WARRIORS!
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September 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This week on Full Clip, we talk sheer filmic efficiency, the wisdom of keeping a gay guy in the crew, and how shooting in New York is the best special effect of all in 1979’s THE WARRIORS!
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This week, we’re joined by comic artist Joey Weiser @joeyweiser.bsky.social to talk the evolution of Toei, the political valences of Fukasaku, and the unusual skill of directors who come from a low-budget background in 1976’s VIOLENT PANIC: THE BIG CRASH!
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August 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This week, we’re joined by comic artist Joey Weiser @joeyweiser.bsky.social to talk the evolution of Toei, the political valences of Fukasaku, and the unusual skill of directors who come from a low-budget background in 1976’s VIOLENT PANIC: THE BIG CRASH!
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On this Patreon episode of Swimfans, we talk the troubles of interpretation #SusanSontag and not knowing anything about Armenia. It’s the widely revered 1969 Soviet Armenian avant-garde film, THE COLOR OF POMEGRANATES.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
On this Patreon episode of Swimfans, we talk the troubles of interpretation #SusanSontag and not knowing anything about Armenia. It’s the widely revered 1969 Soviet Armenian avant-garde film, THE COLOR OF POMEGRANATES.
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This week on the pod, we welcome back Heroes 3 @heroes3podcast.bsky.social legend Matthew Tucciarone @majorthird.bsky.social to talk Travolta and Cage, Woo’s Hollywood era, and Venice Beach Catholics in 1997’s FACE/OFF!
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August 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This week on the pod, we welcome back Heroes 3 @heroes3podcast.bsky.social legend Matthew Tucciarone @majorthird.bsky.social to talk Travolta and Cage, Woo’s Hollywood era, and Venice Beach Catholics in 1997’s FACE/OFF!
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This week on the show, we welcome back podcast queen Niamh Schönherr @foxmomnia.exportaud.io to talk the standards of Yakuza film, the precise chemistry of drugs into hair care products, and the Crime Cenobite in 1981's SAILOR SUIT AND MACHINE GUN!
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August 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This week on the show, we welcome back podcast queen Niamh Schönherr @foxmomnia.exportaud.io to talk the standards of Yakuza film, the precise chemistry of drugs into hair care products, and the Crime Cenobite in 1981's SAILOR SUIT AND MACHINE GUN!
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This week on Full Clip, we’re joined by Kyle Daileda @kyledeleted.bsky.social to talk Josh’s taste in men, the novelty of a movie walking and talking like a video game, and explaining stuntwork to gay people in 2006’s CRANK!
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August 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This week on Full Clip, we’re joined by Kyle Daileda @kyledeleted.bsky.social to talk Josh’s taste in men, the novelty of a movie walking and talking like a video game, and explaining stuntwork to gay people in 2006’s CRANK!
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This week on the pod, we're once again joined by art director Carina Taylor @shecallsmecdawg.bsky.social to discuss the artful rending of garments, the rich, textured flavor of divorce, and how to reconcile a movie that's two movies in 1994's TRUE LIES!
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July 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This week on the pod, we're once again joined by art director Carina Taylor @shecallsmecdawg.bsky.social to discuss the artful rending of garments, the rich, textured flavor of divorce, and how to reconcile a movie that's two movies in 1994's TRUE LIES!
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Everybody say happy birthday, Jennifer!! This week we take a break from Full Clip to celebrate our beloved’s birthday and talk the prismatic view of man, the melancholy of Werner Herzog, and staring unblinkingly into The Void in 2005’s GRIZZLY MAN!
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July 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Everybody say happy birthday, Jennifer!! This week we take a break from Full Clip to celebrate our beloved’s birthday and talk the prismatic view of man, the melancholy of Werner Herzog, and staring unblinkingly into The Void in 2005’s GRIZZLY MAN!
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i’m so sorry for this: (duct tape bugs bunny from the intro)
July 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i’m so sorry for this: (duct tape bugs bunny from the intro)
Josh has become so proficient at “mime stuck in a box” that he’s trapped. Instead, Craig and Jennifer are joined by @addark.bsky.social to talk corruption in children’s television and the horrors of ice rinks. It’s the 2002 black comedy, DEATH TO SMOOCHY.
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July 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Josh has become so proficient at “mime stuck in a box” that he’s trapped. Instead, Craig and Jennifer are joined by @addark.bsky.social to talk corruption in children’s television and the horrors of ice rinks. It’s the 2002 black comedy, DEATH TO SMOOCHY.
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