Dave Ryan
sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social
Dave Ryan
@sweetzombiejeebus.bsky.social
Left-leaning smart-arse vegan bus driver
Elon Musk is evil AI's useful idiot.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social have none of the astronauts pissed for three days?
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Dave Ryan
“A sustained campaign of anti-migrant rhetoric is fuelling a growing cesspool of racism, including against international and ethnic minority nursing staff, without whom our health and care system would simply cease to function.”

How disgraceful.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Maybe this is the only universe, but maybe there's a universe just over there, where Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix are still alive.
It's good to try to imagine that universe
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've been opposed to the concept of punishment for quite a few decades now.
I regret nothing.
Whoever you are, I don't want to hurt you.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nuclear submarines are fission ships
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by Dave Ryan
Will the RW media remember the driver and conductor of the Huntingdon attack, and how many lives they saved, the next time train companies try to eliminate staff and they strike, citing passenger safety?
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When I was younger, there were things that others found easy, but I found impossible.
There were also things that I found easy and others found impossible.
Like talking to girls and differential calculus.
Nowadays it's still true, but the specific examples are different.
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Isomorphic serendipity
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Capitalism:
'Nice minuscule oasis of liveability in a vast lifeless nothing you've got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.'
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Taking his title isn't enough. It needs to be replaced by a recognisably similar word with a more appropriate meaning.
Ponce.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reposted by Dave Ryan
This.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The more I find out about the Nobel Peace Prize winner, the more uncomfortable I get
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Metaphor is the accelerator, logic is the brake, desire is the steering wheel
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Occam killed himself with a sharp edge. Move on.
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hardly anybody knows Gary Portnoy's name.
Who says Americans don't do irony?
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
AI is a bit like God, insofar as it's too big and complicated for anyone to really understand.
It's different from God insofar as it will affect us all whether we believe in it or not.
October 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like there might have been clues in the nature of capitalism,that the eventual winner wasn't going to be the lovely helpful type
October 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm genuinely worried that some of the US YouTubers I watch are going to start disappearing
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Survivor bias.
Let's hear the voices of the silent majority.
I played Lotto for 40 years and won nothing. Ask me how.
My business idea lost out to someone with more resources. It was probably my fault.
September 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Dave Ryan
Keir Starmer's aides are reportedly telling him not to go to the COP30 climate conference, because Reform would attack him for it.
Yes, they might.
And he should wear it as a badge of honour.
Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet.
Where's the hazard in that?
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The roof of your mouth is really more of a ceiling, isn't it?
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I know it's been pointed out elsewhere, but if you're against antifa, your side lost the second world war.
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
God took a poll.
Should I end it for the people who shot you, or the guy who said your deaths were worth it?
The kids who died in High School shootings chose Charlie.
Sorry
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wish Charlie Kirk could have lived long enough to see the light. I love a redemption arc.
September 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM