swatymyers
@swatymyers.bsky.social
Oh good, a wildfire. #atx #centraltx
March 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh good, a wildfire. #atx #centraltx
Can’t decide if this is a #marketing team who got pressured into sending a campaign that newsjacks UHC’s recent associations with mental health and back pain (“BUT BACK PAIN IN THE SUBJECT WILL JUICE OUR OPEN RATES!”) or if someone forgot this email was scheduled in their automation tool.
December 11, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Can’t decide if this is a #marketing team who got pressured into sending a campaign that newsjacks UHC’s recent associations with mental health and back pain (“BUT BACK PAIN IN THE SUBJECT WILL JUICE OUR OPEN RATES!”) or if someone forgot this email was scheduled in their automation tool.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Santa’s Christmas gift arrived early.
It is currently 78 and sunny.
I have no more meetings today.
The temptation is great.
It is currently 78 and sunny.
I have no more meetings today.
The temptation is great.
November 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Santa’s Christmas gift arrived early.
It is currently 78 and sunny.
I have no more meetings today.
The temptation is great.
It is currently 78 and sunny.
I have no more meetings today.
The temptation is great.
