✨The Swamp Witch✨
@swampwitcholivia.bsky.social
She her ❤️💙💜
Swamp Witch 🪄🧹
ND
Homesteader
Beautiful, feral, and more than a little confusing
We're All Compost in Training
https://linktr.ee/swampwitcholivia
Swamp Witch 🪄🧹
ND
Homesteader
Beautiful, feral, and more than a little confusing
We're All Compost in Training
https://linktr.ee/swampwitcholivia
The important thing is that no matter what I say, no how hard I try, no matter what effort I put in,
I'm fucking stupid.
I'm fucking stupid.
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The important thing is that no matter what I say, no how hard I try, no matter what effort I put in,
I'm fucking stupid.
I'm fucking stupid.
The DNC did this and I will never fucking forget or forgive
March 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The DNC did this and I will never fucking forget or forgive
Just sneezed five times in a row. The pollening is upon us
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just sneezed five times in a row. The pollening is upon us
"You're really good at sales" oh no people just feel sorry for me because I'm horribly awkward and nonsensical
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"You're really good at sales" oh no people just feel sorry for me because I'm horribly awkward and nonsensical
I'm actually trying to write my own songs for once (I have one original song, it's about Bojack Horseman, and it's 90% horse puns)
Keep an eye on tumblr.com/tennesseepossums
Keep an eye on tumblr.com/tennesseepossums
Tennessee Possums Folk Punk Party
I play folk punk badly.
tumblr.com
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm actually trying to write my own songs for once (I have one original song, it's about Bojack Horseman, and it's 90% horse puns)
Keep an eye on tumblr.com/tennesseepossums
Keep an eye on tumblr.com/tennesseepossums
Turns out I can literally hand my cats a mouse and instead of catching it, they get scared and run away
February 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Turns out I can literally hand my cats a mouse and instead of catching it, they get scared and run away
"The longer you do this job, the easier it'll be to know type of car someone is driving"
Wanna bet?
Wanna bet?
February 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"The longer you do this job, the easier it'll be to know type of car someone is driving"
Wanna bet?
Wanna bet?
Sorry I've been horribly overwhelmed and depressed lately. But the face eating leopards eating people's faces and them being shocked by it is also very satisfying
February 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sorry I've been horribly overwhelmed and depressed lately. But the face eating leopards eating people's faces and them being shocked by it is also very satisfying
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I got the job BTW! I stand in a box and help people buy car wash memberships. I can read or do crossword between customers. No crosstraining, minimal janitorial, good management. Comfy uniform.
Did I just luck into the best job for my autistic ass?
Did I just luck into the best job for my autistic ass?
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I got the job BTW! I stand in a box and help people buy car wash memberships. I can read or do crossword between customers. No crosstraining, minimal janitorial, good management. Comfy uniform.
Did I just luck into the best job for my autistic ass?
Did I just luck into the best job for my autistic ass?
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
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February 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Drug test tomorrow. I have ten dollars to feed everyone, and my first day starts during the usual food drive I go to.
Anything helps
Anything helps
Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
swampwitcholivia | TikTok | Linktree
Musician, homesteader, Swamp Witch
linktr.ee
February 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Drug test tomorrow. I have ten dollars to feed everyone, and my first day starts during the usual food drive I go to.
Anything helps
Anything helps
“The Pharisees and the scribes have taken the keys of Knowledge and hidden them. They themselves have not entered, nor have they allowed to enter those who wish to. You, however, be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves.”
Gospel of Thomas, verse 39
Gospel of Thomas, verse 39
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“The Pharisees and the scribes have taken the keys of Knowledge and hidden them. They themselves have not entered, nor have they allowed to enter those who wish to. You, however, be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves.”
Gospel of Thomas, verse 39
Gospel of Thomas, verse 39
My right eyebrow has been twitching for eight hours straight. Warm compress isn't helping. Meditation isn't helping. Aggressively massaging my eyebrow isn't helping
And now I have a headache behind my right eye.
And now I have a headache behind my right eye.
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My right eyebrow has been twitching for eight hours straight. Warm compress isn't helping. Meditation isn't helping. Aggressively massaging my eyebrow isn't helping
And now I have a headache behind my right eye.
And now I have a headache behind my right eye.
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Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
swampwitcholivia | TikTok | Linktree
Musician, homesteader, Swamp Witch
linktr.ee
February 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
swampwitcholivia | TikTok | Linktree
Musician, homesteader, Swamp Witch
linktr.ee
February 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Any help until I start my new job is incredibly appreciated
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
I need khaki pants, a sleeve for my tattoo, gas money to the drug test, and just. Life. I enjoy living.
Thank you. If you can't donate please share
#mutualaid
linktr.ee/swampwitchol...
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Reposted by ✨The Swamp Witch✨
The amount of Christian nationalists who listen to @themountaingoats.bsky.social and just completely miss the point makes my blood pressure jump
February 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The amount of Christian nationalists who listen to @themountaingoats.bsky.social and just completely miss the point makes my blood pressure jump
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I find myself saying "That's white people shit" a lot for someone who is in fact, white. 🤔
February 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I find myself saying "That's white people shit" a lot for someone who is in fact, white. 🤔
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The rain is doing that weird thing where it splits into two storms, one to the north and the other to the south.
In July it pisses me off. Right now with a dead dryer, I am so appreciative
In July it pisses me off. Right now with a dead dryer, I am so appreciative
February 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The rain is doing that weird thing where it splits into two storms, one to the north and the other to the south.
In July it pisses me off. Right now with a dead dryer, I am so appreciative
In July it pisses me off. Right now with a dead dryer, I am so appreciative
I will lose all my shit if I don't get my refund
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I will lose all my shit if I don't get my refund