John VanEnk
@sw17.ch
Tacoma, WA. I work at Fastly to try and make the Internet a better place.
gonna start sending `contenT-lengtH` just to your servers specifically
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
gonna start sending `contenT-lengtH` just to your servers specifically
sometimes i'm amazed civil infrastructure works at all. thanks for keeping it running.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
sometimes i'm amazed civil infrastructure works at all. thanks for keeping it running.
quick question: does any of that belong down the drain?
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
quick question: does any of that belong down the drain?
i was asked how many years i'd been married. in a court room. under oath.
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i was asked how many years i'd been married. in a court room. under oath.
hey just checking in here
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
hey just checking in here
the sounds I just made while getting out of bed
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the sounds I just made while getting out of bed
I mean yeah, that is not the value of the property, and I would take $1.5M to move.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I mean yeah, that is not the value of the property, and I would take $1.5M to move.
Someone called me asking to buy my house. I told him $2M.
"This is not the value of the property, sir"
"The hang up! That's the price."
"This is not the value of the property, sir"
"The hang up! That's the price."
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Someone called me asking to buy my house. I told him $2M.
"This is not the value of the property, sir"
"The hang up! That's the price."
"This is not the value of the property, sir"
"The hang up! That's the price."
a honeypot is only effective if it's passive
October 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
a honeypot is only effective if it's passive
I've a niece in Detroit, and I'm debating how chill I should be tomorrow.
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I've a niece in Detroit, and I'm debating how chill I should be tomorrow.
I have something like this. It's to snake wires through walls.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have something like this. It's to snake wires through walls.