sw0rdfish:[Zag]
@sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team
Tech Junky, Dad, Husband, Level 7 Cleric
Thanks to @bradshoemaker.bsky.social and @willsmith.fun I was able to use Contromymonitor and my StreamDeck to control the inputs on my monitor in my temporary Gaming/TV Watching nook! And of course thanks to nirsoft.net/
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November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Thanks to @bradshoemaker.bsky.social and @willsmith.fun I was able to use Contromymonitor and my StreamDeck to control the inputs on my monitor in my temporary Gaming/TV Watching nook! And of course thanks to nirsoft.net/
Hello Friends. For the 15th year I am Fundraising to help the kids at SickKids Hospital. If you have $5 you can spare, I'd be really appreciative of it.
After surpassing $10K Lifetime Raised in 24, I'd like to kick off the next $10K with a bang!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
After surpassing $10K Lifetime Raised in 24, I'd like to kick off the next $10K with a bang!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hello Friends. For the 15th year I am Fundraising to help the kids at SickKids Hospital. If you have $5 you can spare, I'd be really appreciative of it.
After surpassing $10K Lifetime Raised in 24, I'd like to kick off the next $10K with a bang!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
After surpassing $10K Lifetime Raised in 24, I'd like to kick off the next $10K with a bang!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
“I want you to be grateful that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain't nobody in this room alone.” - Ted Lasso
#ThankYou @torontobluejays.bsky.social
#ThankYou @torontobluejays.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“I want you to be grateful that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain't nobody in this room alone.” - Ted Lasso
#ThankYou @torontobluejays.bsky.social
#ThankYou @torontobluejays.bsky.social
When I tell you I can play this song on repeat for hours... I'm not exaggerating. Love it.
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music.apple.com/ca/album/fee...
Feeling Fine by Ocie Elliott on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:48
music.apple.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When I tell you I can play this song on repeat for hours... I'm not exaggerating. Love it.
music.apple.com/ca/album/fee...
music.apple.com/ca/album/fee...
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Twins just ran in and begged me to put Superman on.
Parenting win!
Parenting win!
September 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Twins just ran in and begged me to put Superman on.
Parenting win!
Parenting win!
I’m at the stage of packing where even though I know with almost 100% certainty it won’t work, I try to tape a box closed with painter’s tape.
September 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m at the stage of packing where even though I know with almost 100% certainty it won’t work, I try to tape a box closed with painter’s tape.
So I was tired of constantly having to unlock my phone during text conversations while I’m doing something else. So I increased the auto lock to 2 minutes. Just realizing now that it’s the cause of my battery life plummeting tire last six months. 🤦♂️
September 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So I was tired of constantly having to unlock my phone during text conversations while I’m doing something else. So I increased the auto lock to 2 minutes. Just realizing now that it’s the cause of my battery life plummeting tire last six months. 🤦♂️
First experience with Air BnB. Fill out dates, put family size, area. Search. Find a place. Go through the process, fill out all the requirements.
After 5 hours of back and forth “we work upstairs we can’t have 3 kids downstairs”.
Why the fuck your listing tour place when people pick kids then!?
After 5 hours of back and forth “we work upstairs we can’t have 3 kids downstairs”.
Why the fuck your listing tour place when people pick kids then!?
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
First experience with Air BnB. Fill out dates, put family size, area. Search. Find a place. Go through the process, fill out all the requirements.
After 5 hours of back and forth “we work upstairs we can’t have 3 kids downstairs”.
Why the fuck your listing tour place when people pick kids then!?
After 5 hours of back and forth “we work upstairs we can’t have 3 kids downstairs”.
Why the fuck your listing tour place when people pick kids then!?
$6 plate of fries… Never change hotel lobby bar… or you know. Do?
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
$6 plate of fries… Never change hotel lobby bar… or you know. Do?
July 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
July 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Is it weird to expect 18% cream at Starbucks? They had Half & Half out, and I asked if they had cream and they gave me whipping cream. (35%). Lady gave me the strangest look when I asked for something between 35 and 10. Shrug. Coffee is fine. I improvised. :)
June 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Is it weird to expect 18% cream at Starbucks? They had Half & Half out, and I asked if they had cream and they gave me whipping cream. (35%). Lady gave me the strangest look when I asked for something between 35 and 10. Shrug. Coffee is fine. I improvised. :)
You know you lead an exciting life when… ( also can I take screenshots with my watch!? )
June 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know you lead an exciting life when… ( also can I take screenshots with my watch!? )
Outlook having it's own setting for what browser to open links in is really obnoxious! I'm back working in a primarily Windows environment on a daily basis... even though I've been fixing them for years, working on one as a daily driver sure is annoying. We'll get there together Microsoft <3
June 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Outlook having it's own setting for what browser to open links in is really obnoxious! I'm back working in a primarily Windows environment on a daily basis... even though I've been fixing them for years, working on one as a daily driver sure is annoying. We'll get there together Microsoft <3
@beauschwartz.com the game with the ball and the wall we called Red Ass. If the ball hit you and you didn’t catch it, you have to run to the wall before someone picks it up and throws it first. If it hit first you were out.
Then someone got to whip a ball at your ass.
Then someone got to whip a ball at your ass.
June 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@beauschwartz.com the game with the ball and the wall we called Red Ass. If the ball hit you and you didn’t catch it, you have to run to the wall before someone picks it up and throws it first. If it hit first you were out.
Then someone got to whip a ball at your ass.
Then someone got to whip a ball at your ass.
To anyone I follow that is in the “know” about movie premiers or advance screenings… where does a simpleton get this info? I NEED to see Superman as soon as possible… I’ll leave my kids and wife behind too. I don’t care! Help me! @jamesgunn.bsky.social ?
May 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
To anyone I follow that is in the “know” about movie premiers or advance screenings… where does a simpleton get this info? I NEED to see Superman as soon as possible… I’ll leave my kids and wife behind too. I don’t care! Help me! @jamesgunn.bsky.social ?
May 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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🎧 New episode of Daily Science Brief just dropped!
From monkey kidnappers to AI that doesn’t understand the word "no"
🔬🐝🧠
🎥 Watch the clip below for a sneak peek, then listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts!
#science #sciencenews #podcast #animals #AI #artificialintelligence
From monkey kidnappers to AI that doesn’t understand the word "no"
🔬🐝🧠
🎥 Watch the clip below for a sneak peek, then listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts!
#science #sciencenews #podcast #animals #AI #artificialintelligence
May 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🎧 New episode of Daily Science Brief just dropped!
From monkey kidnappers to AI that doesn’t understand the word "no"
🔬🐝🧠
🎥 Watch the clip below for a sneak peek, then listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts!
#science #sciencenews #podcast #animals #AI #artificialintelligence
From monkey kidnappers to AI that doesn’t understand the word "no"
🔬🐝🧠
🎥 Watch the clip below for a sneak peek, then listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts!
#science #sciencenews #podcast #animals #AI #artificialintelligence
Woah woah woah, @mkbhd.com @davidimel.com someone tell @mariahzenk.bsky.social that 991 is closer to 1000 than 1012 is… also, Price is Right rules always apply. So you dropped this. L
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Woah woah woah, @mkbhd.com @davidimel.com someone tell @mariahzenk.bsky.social that 991 is closer to 1000 than 1012 is… also, Price is Right rules always apply. So you dropped this. L
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May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@bobbyfranks.bsky.social is the show up today? I’m on the road all day hoping for a tiny bit of science. Worried I did something wrong.
May 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
@bobbyfranks.bsky.social is the show up today? I’m on the road all day hoping for a tiny bit of science. Worried I did something wrong.
How badly do I need a shave and a haircut?
I can no longer unlock my iPhone with FaceID.
I can no longer unlock my iPhone with FaceID.
May 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How badly do I need a shave and a haircut?
I can no longer unlock my iPhone with FaceID.
I can no longer unlock my iPhone with FaceID.