Suzy Snowden-Ifft
@suzysnowdrifft.bsky.social
she/her 🩷💛💙 Voice/Actor. human embodiment of finger guns 😎👉🏻👉🏻 | #MarvelMove 👩🏼💼 X-Men: 'Age of Orchis'| @StormRunnerpod.bsky.social 🚀 Ezz Bennil
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I re-learn how to do all the human things on command, so that you, for at most 120ish minutes, might think I am a slightly different human than myself
I was trying and failing to think of the word "power strip" so I ended up googling "outlet multiplier"
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I was trying and failing to think of the word "power strip" so I ended up googling "outlet multiplier"
To the 3 people who stopped me in IKEA to ask if I worked there,
like I get it I walked in here wearing the exact shade of IKEA uniform yellow
but does this face look like it belongs to someone who knows where her life is going
much less where to find the GÅRDSBUTIK section
like I get it I walked in here wearing the exact shade of IKEA uniform yellow
but does this face look like it belongs to someone who knows where her life is going
much less where to find the GÅRDSBUTIK section
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
To the 3 people who stopped me in IKEA to ask if I worked there,
like I get it I walked in here wearing the exact shade of IKEA uniform yellow
but does this face look like it belongs to someone who knows where her life is going
much less where to find the GÅRDSBUTIK section
like I get it I walked in here wearing the exact shade of IKEA uniform yellow
but does this face look like it belongs to someone who knows where her life is going
much less where to find the GÅRDSBUTIK section
Alright class of 2056, for today's lesson we will be discussing the fine art of responding to spam bot texts with gifs
October 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alright class of 2056, for today's lesson we will be discussing the fine art of responding to spam bot texts with gifs
When I say I'm easy to please, what I mean is my reward for accomplishing a task in the day is walking downstairs to take a hit of my good smelling chapstick
September 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When I say I'm easy to please, what I mean is my reward for accomplishing a task in the day is walking downstairs to take a hit of my good smelling chapstick
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
August 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Featuring the vocal talents of:
@miapassarella.bsky.social
@ttigerwolf55.bsky.social
@aifeva.bsky.social
@cautiousimber.bsky.social
@slushdogg.bsky.social
@maelstromvoice.bsky.social
@mary-annestanek.bsky.social
@suzysnowdrifft.bsky.social
@baronvonderg.bsky.social
@foxscot.bsky.social
(cont'd)
@miapassarella.bsky.social
@ttigerwolf55.bsky.social
@aifeva.bsky.social
@cautiousimber.bsky.social
@slushdogg.bsky.social
@maelstromvoice.bsky.social
@mary-annestanek.bsky.social
@suzysnowdrifft.bsky.social
@baronvonderg.bsky.social
@foxscot.bsky.social
(cont'd)
Ep. 32 - Is That Your Final Wish?
The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora · Episode
open.spotify.com
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Featuring the vocal talents of:
@miapassarella.bsky.social
@ttigerwolf55.bsky.social
@cautiousimber.bsky.social
@widikfirestorm.bsky.social
@suzysnowdrifft.bsky.social
@maelstromvoice.bsky.social
@sovifoxtrot.bsky.social
@baronvonderg.bsky.social
@tea621.net
@mary-annestanek.bsky.social
(cont'd)
@miapassarella.bsky.social
@ttigerwolf55.bsky.social
@cautiousimber.bsky.social
@widikfirestorm.bsky.social
@suzysnowdrifft.bsky.social
@maelstromvoice.bsky.social
@sovifoxtrot.bsky.social
@baronvonderg.bsky.social
@tea621.net
@mary-annestanek.bsky.social
(cont'd)
Ep. 30 - The Fears We Face
The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues!
"The Fears We Face"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1964...
Season 3 continues!
"The Fears We Face"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1964...
Ep. 30 - The Fears We Face
The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues!
"The Fears We Face"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1964...
Season 3 continues!
"The Fears We Face"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1964...
If you ever hear me utter
"I'm just gonna close my eyes for a bit but not sleep"
It's a lie. Every time it's a lie. Not once has it been true.
It's a lie if I say it to you. It's especially a lie if I say it to myself.
And I have, and do, and will 150% believe it every time I say it.
"I'm just gonna close my eyes for a bit but not sleep"
It's a lie. Every time it's a lie. Not once has it been true.
It's a lie if I say it to you. It's especially a lie if I say it to myself.
And I have, and do, and will 150% believe it every time I say it.
June 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you ever hear me utter
"I'm just gonna close my eyes for a bit but not sleep"
It's a lie. Every time it's a lie. Not once has it been true.
It's a lie if I say it to you. It's especially a lie if I say it to myself.
And I have, and do, and will 150% believe it every time I say it.
"I'm just gonna close my eyes for a bit but not sleep"
It's a lie. Every time it's a lie. Not once has it been true.
It's a lie if I say it to you. It's especially a lie if I say it to myself.
And I have, and do, and will 150% believe it every time I say it.
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues! We're back!
"Nibiru's Ballad"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1SX9...
Season 3 continues! We're back!
"Nibiru's Ballad"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1SX9...
Ep. 29 - Nibiru's Ballad
The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues! We're back!
"Nibiru's Ballad"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1SX9...
Season 3 continues! We're back!
"Nibiru's Ballad"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/1SX9...
Me, cleaning the fish tank of invasive snails ✨during Pride month️✨️: Women love me, fish... dunno if they fear me but these snails should 😸
June 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Me, cleaning the fish tank of invasive snails ✨during Pride month️✨️: Women love me, fish... dunno if they fear me but these snails should 😸
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues!
She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
"I Dream of Genies"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/2I6J...
Season 3 continues!
She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
"I Dream of Genies"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/2I6J...
Ep. 26 - I Dream of Genies
The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora · Episode
open.spotify.com
May 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
THE ADVENTURES OF THE FOX IN THE FEDORA
Season 3 continues!
She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
"I Dream of Genies"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/2I6J...
Season 3 continues!
She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
"I Dream of Genies"
(Info in 🧵/4)
#audiodrama #FedoraFoxAdventures
open.spotify.com/episode/2I6J...
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
This is why I still think that the internet, not the issues, are the root cause of this culture war. People (including journalists…who are people) imagine the loudest, angriest positions as default positions because those are the ones that get eyeballs in an ultra-competitive attention economy.
“Supporters of inclusion view those who hesitate or have questions as bigots.” that’s not fucking true. we keep explaining how transition and athletics works BECAUSE we believe people who don’t know will mostly come around once they do know! if we thought they were all bigots we wouldn’t try!!
NYT actually published this sentence, which asks us to take baseless moral panic bullshit seriously as a reasonable position.
Supporters of the Holocaust considered Jews to be subhuman saboteurs of German society, too. So fucking what??
Supporters of the Holocaust considered Jews to be subhuman saboteurs of German society, too. So fucking what??
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is why I still think that the internet, not the issues, are the root cause of this culture war. People (including journalists…who are people) imagine the loudest, angriest positions as default positions because those are the ones that get eyeballs in an ultra-competitive attention economy.
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Certain game descriptions: "SoulsRoguelike Open World Crafting Survival-"
Me, shaking the game by its metaphorical shoulders: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ABOUT!?
Me, shaking the game by its metaphorical shoulders: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ABOUT!?
April 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Certain game descriptions: "SoulsRoguelike Open World Crafting Survival-"
Me, shaking the game by its metaphorical shoulders: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ABOUT!?
Me, shaking the game by its metaphorical shoulders: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ABOUT!?
I feel bad for the person going through my "saved" in social media accounts, hoping to find some terrible dirty secrets and it's just endless posts of videos of animals bein dorky because they give me so much joy
March 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I feel bad for the person going through my "saved" in social media accounts, hoping to find some terrible dirty secrets and it's just endless posts of videos of animals bein dorky because they give me so much joy
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Cosmic Distance Calibration xkcd.com/3066
March 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Cosmic Distance Calibration xkcd.com/3066
Traveling by train is great because you spend a lot of it lazily watching fields, backroads, and people's backyards wizz by
March 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Traveling by train is great because you spend a lot of it lazily watching fields, backroads, and people's backyards wizz by
I feel like I really expected, after the Spy Kids franchise, for there to be just, a slew of equally campy adventure movies featuring kids having to be heroes and rescue their parents from dastardly villains. The more competent the parents, the better. I just enjoyed that role reversal a lot.
March 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I feel like I really expected, after the Spy Kids franchise, for there to be just, a slew of equally campy adventure movies featuring kids having to be heroes and rescue their parents from dastardly villains. The more competent the parents, the better. I just enjoyed that role reversal a lot.
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
Happiest of birthdays!!
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happiest of birthdays!!
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
I know it’s not gonna happen, but I really want another season of Scavengers Reign
February 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I know it’s not gonna happen, but I really want another season of Scavengers Reign
100% containment x2
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
100% containment x2
Reposted by Suzy Snowden-Ifft
Announcing.... Trans Joy Jam 2025, a short game jam about creating a brighter future!
Any kind of game or fiction about trans & gender queer identities with an optimistic or happy outlook on the future are accepted 💙 This event runs until February 15th!
Sign up: itch.io/jam/trans-jo...
Any kind of game or fiction about trans & gender queer identities with an optimistic or happy outlook on the future are accepted 💙 This event runs until February 15th!
Sign up: itch.io/jam/trans-jo...
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Announcing.... Trans Joy Jam 2025, a short game jam about creating a brighter future!
Any kind of game or fiction about trans & gender queer identities with an optimistic or happy outlook on the future are accepted 💙 This event runs until February 15th!
Sign up: itch.io/jam/trans-jo...
Any kind of game or fiction about trans & gender queer identities with an optimistic or happy outlook on the future are accepted 💙 This event runs until February 15th!
Sign up: itch.io/jam/trans-jo...