I got one of these yesterday, which I read on my smart watch during a meeting. I knew I hadn't been anywhere near a toll road or bridge in years and figured it was a scam.

As a software tester, you can tell it wasn't QA'd. That's what happens when you have inexperienced developers doing the work. God knows what else they've fucked up.

Amazing repair, Heidi! Well-done you.

Most of those girls don't even know what transgender means.

A little off topic here, but what's with her Joan Crawford shoulder pads?
(Trying desperately to distract myself from this chaos 🤯)

All you need to know about this circus 🤡

I'm thinking an alligator attack on the golf course would be appropriate, followed by the Grim Reaper dragging him off, a la "Ghost".