Feystive
@sushisiren.bsky.social
AnarchoMagicalGirl - they/she
Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.*
*mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.*
*mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
FUCK. THE GRAVY. HOW COULD I FORGET....probably because I couldn't eat it BUT
turkey gravy from the bird drippings and the stock from simmering the trash bits, more fat with butter and a baby touch of cream because holiday and I have free will
10/10 - just look at that jiggly perfection
turkey gravy from the bird drippings and the stock from simmering the trash bits, more fat with butter and a baby touch of cream because holiday and I have free will
10/10 - just look at that jiggly perfection
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
FUCK. THE GRAVY. HOW COULD I FORGET....probably because I couldn't eat it BUT
turkey gravy from the bird drippings and the stock from simmering the trash bits, more fat with butter and a baby touch of cream because holiday and I have free will
10/10 - just look at that jiggly perfection
turkey gravy from the bird drippings and the stock from simmering the trash bits, more fat with butter and a baby touch of cream because holiday and I have free will
10/10 - just look at that jiggly perfection
and last but certainly not least, a bit of one of my all time favorite desserts from the big family gatherings when I was a kid - pretzel salad!
haven't had it in at least 15 years, pure sweet nostalgia, almost made me cry
haven't had it in at least 15 years, pure sweet nostalgia, almost made me cry
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
and last but certainly not least, a bit of one of my all time favorite desserts from the big family gatherings when I was a kid - pretzel salad!
haven't had it in at least 15 years, pure sweet nostalgia, almost made me cry
haven't had it in at least 15 years, pure sweet nostalgia, almost made me cry
THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE
I Did Not Fuck This Up.
brined with a secret bath, sruffed with aromatics, breast down, moistest meat I've ever handled even after being in the fridge for two days
20/10 - literally perfect, not bad chefing for a pescatarian
I Did Not Fuck This Up.
brined with a secret bath, sruffed with aromatics, breast down, moistest meat I've ever handled even after being in the fridge for two days
20/10 - literally perfect, not bad chefing for a pescatarian
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE
I Did Not Fuck This Up.
brined with a secret bath, sruffed with aromatics, breast down, moistest meat I've ever handled even after being in the fridge for two days
20/10 - literally perfect, not bad chefing for a pescatarian
I Did Not Fuck This Up.
brined with a secret bath, sruffed with aromatics, breast down, moistest meat I've ever handled even after being in the fridge for two days
20/10 - literally perfect, not bad chefing for a pescatarian
ofc mashed potatoes, I don't care what you freaks say you aren't making them right if you don't like this
LOOKIT IT. LOOK.
that's HEAVY CREAM (infused with fresh herbs, my "harmonizing" ingredient for the meal) and so much butter Paula Deen would be sick
10/10 - fuck you delicious
LOOKIT IT. LOOK.
that's HEAVY CREAM (infused with fresh herbs, my "harmonizing" ingredient for the meal) and so much butter Paula Deen would be sick
10/10 - fuck you delicious
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ofc mashed potatoes, I don't care what you freaks say you aren't making them right if you don't like this
LOOKIT IT. LOOK.
that's HEAVY CREAM (infused with fresh herbs, my "harmonizing" ingredient for the meal) and so much butter Paula Deen would be sick
10/10 - fuck you delicious
LOOKIT IT. LOOK.
that's HEAVY CREAM (infused with fresh herbs, my "harmonizing" ingredient for the meal) and so much butter Paula Deen would be sick
10/10 - fuck you delicious
STUFFING!!!!!!!
simple, used the never lets me down Pepperidge Farm herb mix; but classed it up with a little veg, fuckton of butter, and simmered fresh herbs with the veg and broth
10/10 - I'm the stuffing monster
simple, used the never lets me down Pepperidge Farm herb mix; but classed it up with a little veg, fuckton of butter, and simmered fresh herbs with the veg and broth
10/10 - I'm the stuffing monster
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
STUFFING!!!!!!!
simple, used the never lets me down Pepperidge Farm herb mix; but classed it up with a little veg, fuckton of butter, and simmered fresh herbs with the veg and broth
10/10 - I'm the stuffing monster
simple, used the never lets me down Pepperidge Farm herb mix; but classed it up with a little veg, fuckton of butter, and simmered fresh herbs with the veg and broth
10/10 - I'm the stuffing monster
cranberry sauce by my love!
9/10 - made with lem zest (fuck everything reminds me of her), point deducted because partner didn't like it as much as usual but I think it was better than orange zest with everything else
9/10 - made with lem zest (fuck everything reminds me of her), point deducted because partner didn't like it as much as usual but I think it was better than orange zest with everything else
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
cranberry sauce by my love!
9/10 - made with lem zest (fuck everything reminds me of her), point deducted because partner didn't like it as much as usual but I think it was better than orange zest with everything else
9/10 - made with lem zest (fuck everything reminds me of her), point deducted because partner didn't like it as much as usual but I think it was better than orange zest with everything else
another dish put together by mom 💜
our gbc! used thawed frozen green beans so not super mush, added extra topping because you should and mom accidentally put them on really early in the day and I was worried about The Sog™️
9/10 - wish I did something with the mushroom soup to bump it up a bit
our gbc! used thawed frozen green beans so not super mush, added extra topping because you should and mom accidentally put them on really early in the day and I was worried about The Sog™️
9/10 - wish I did something with the mushroom soup to bump it up a bit
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
another dish put together by mom 💜
our gbc! used thawed frozen green beans so not super mush, added extra topping because you should and mom accidentally put them on really early in the day and I was worried about The Sog™️
9/10 - wish I did something with the mushroom soup to bump it up a bit
our gbc! used thawed frozen green beans so not super mush, added extra topping because you should and mom accidentally put them on really early in the day and I was worried about The Sog™️
9/10 - wish I did something with the mushroom soup to bump it up a bit
this is my family classic corn pudding!
warm, sweet, excellent compliment to everything else and good all year round but holiday food for me
it's supposed to look like that, just trust me
mom made it 💜
10/10 never misses
warm, sweet, excellent compliment to everything else and good all year round but holiday food for me
it's supposed to look like that, just trust me
mom made it 💜
10/10 never misses
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
this is my family classic corn pudding!
warm, sweet, excellent compliment to everything else and good all year round but holiday food for me
it's supposed to look like that, just trust me
mom made it 💜
10/10 never misses
warm, sweet, excellent compliment to everything else and good all year round but holiday food for me
it's supposed to look like that, just trust me
mom made it 💜
10/10 never misses
ANYWAY
I got ambitious and made yeast rolls too (no mixer) like a psychopath, took a gamble on the recipe bc time factor and wasn't quite what I originally wanted but they're very nice, will be good french toast or pud
7/10 - points deducted for my own hubris
I got ambitious and made yeast rolls too (no mixer) like a psychopath, took a gamble on the recipe bc time factor and wasn't quite what I originally wanted but they're very nice, will be good french toast or pud
7/10 - points deducted for my own hubris
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ANYWAY
I got ambitious and made yeast rolls too (no mixer) like a psychopath, took a gamble on the recipe bc time factor and wasn't quite what I originally wanted but they're very nice, will be good french toast or pud
7/10 - points deducted for my own hubris
I got ambitious and made yeast rolls too (no mixer) like a psychopath, took a gamble on the recipe bc time factor and wasn't quite what I originally wanted but they're very nice, will be good french toast or pud
7/10 - points deducted for my own hubris
first up, the thing everyone can absolutely roast me for - I get it, it's fine
this IS a gelatine horror from the 50s, tomato aspic, but if you can tolerate the texture it's actually v. good & refreshing
like eating a bloody mary, even sprung for the salad shrimp
6/10 bc technically abomination
this IS a gelatine horror from the 50s, tomato aspic, but if you can tolerate the texture it's actually v. good & refreshing
like eating a bloody mary, even sprung for the salad shrimp
6/10 bc technically abomination
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
first up, the thing everyone can absolutely roast me for - I get it, it's fine
this IS a gelatine horror from the 50s, tomato aspic, but if you can tolerate the texture it's actually v. good & refreshing
like eating a bloody mary, even sprung for the salad shrimp
6/10 bc technically abomination
this IS a gelatine horror from the 50s, tomato aspic, but if you can tolerate the texture it's actually v. good & refreshing
like eating a bloody mary, even sprung for the salad shrimp
6/10 bc technically abomination
in light of having to plan a full stake out for the ice cream scooter (it's still taunting me) and the rot attacking the skircle today, I'm going ahead with project Rating my Feast
if any of this looks bad I blame my dirty phone camera lens because it was all quite excellent
if any of this looks bad I blame my dirty phone camera lens because it was all quite excellent
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
in light of having to plan a full stake out for the ice cream scooter (it's still taunting me) and the rot attacking the skircle today, I'm going ahead with project Rating my Feast
if any of this looks bad I blame my dirty phone camera lens because it was all quite excellent
if any of this looks bad I blame my dirty phone camera lens because it was all quite excellent
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
yup - they also updated the list name and description, it's fucking *hilarious* now, though skip was stripped of the glory
tag yourselves, I'm a clout chaser (/s)
tag yourselves, I'm a clout chaser (/s)
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
yup - they also updated the list name and description, it's fucking *hilarious* now, though skip was stripped of the glory
tag yourselves, I'm a clout chaser (/s)
tag yourselves, I'm a clout chaser (/s)
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
but are they FANCY and/or TINY???
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
but are they FANCY and/or TINY???
thankfully not that bad but definitely floor lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
thankfully not that bad but definitely floor lmfao
guess I'm breaking out one of the minis I was saving before getting the cheap rum (no one needs tequila posting from me)
maybe I'll summon a selkie and it'll put me to sleep in the pool
maybe I'll summon a selkie and it'll put me to sleep in the pool
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
guess I'm breaking out one of the minis I was saving before getting the cheap rum (no one needs tequila posting from me)
maybe I'll summon a selkie and it'll put me to sleep in the pool
maybe I'll summon a selkie and it'll put me to sleep in the pool
okay, finally did this - I tried to get a shot of an unwrapped one but the lighting in the house sucks and my phone is being dumb about getting a nice photo, they are green swirly like on the packaging!
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
okay, finally did this - I tried to get a shot of an unwrapped one but the lighting in the house sucks and my phone is being dumb about getting a nice photo, they are green swirly like on the packaging!
something something great minds (it's an honor - didn't need that literacy shit anyway, I've read enough for one lifetime)
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
something something great minds (it's an honor - didn't need that literacy shit anyway, I've read enough for one lifetime)