Susan
@susanthepink.bsky.social
I have the same qualifications as Bill Nye, plus I am funnier and better looking.
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Susan
@susanthepink.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Here's the kind of posts you can expect from me: empty nesters life, sort of adult children, commentary on books, theology, hiking, history, music, STEM, fitness and wellness, crafting, my cats, mental health, neurodivergence, humorous takes on life.
The pond is especially peaceful this morning
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The pond is especially peaceful this morning
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you don't laugh at a potato with a butt, I'm not sure why you follow me.
Gratuitous Mia pics. She's not a fan of being picked up. She is a fan of being on the bed. She's TOO FAT to jump up on it though. So she *tolerates* being picked up for that.
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gratuitous Mia pics. She's not a fan of being picked up. She is a fan of being on the bed. She's TOO FAT to jump up on it though. So she *tolerates* being picked up for that.
Introducing Mia. She walked in like she owns the place. She hasn't met Ember yet.
September 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Introducing Mia. She walked in like she owns the place. She hasn't met Ember yet.
Should I be concerned that FaceID still recognized me while I was shoving a chicken sandwich in my mouth?
September 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Should I be concerned that FaceID still recognized me while I was shoving a chicken sandwich in my mouth?
Legend has it that only the kindergartener who is worthy can pull the Cerulean Crayola from the concrete in which it is embedded.
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Legend has it that only the kindergartener who is worthy can pull the Cerulean Crayola from the concrete in which it is embedded.
I'm still sometimes fighting for all I lost in 2020-22. Like the "If you cut one, might as well cut two so you have some prepped" mindset.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm still sometimes fighting for all I lost in 2020-22. Like the "If you cut one, might as well cut two so you have some prepped" mindset.
I now have a second cat on my walking route that begs me to pet her.
September 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I now have a second cat on my walking route that begs me to pet her.
"I'm still tough," I whisper as I wince in pain while opening string cheese.
(Tennis elbow sucks.)
(Tennis elbow sucks.)
September 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"I'm still tough," I whisper as I wince in pain while opening string cheese.
(Tennis elbow sucks.)
(Tennis elbow sucks.)
My husband over here surprised that I am getting the spooky season decor out.
a woman with blonde hair and red highlights is asking if she is new
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red highlights is asking if she is new
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September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My husband over here surprised that I am getting the spooky season decor out.
I'm pleased to report that driving up and down the street on a Saturday night for no reason has made a resurgence.
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm pleased to report that driving up and down the street on a Saturday night for no reason has made a resurgence.
Thinking about the time my best friend's daughter dated the twin brother of Foster Teen's boyfriend.
Yeah that didn't go well for any of us.
Yeah that didn't go well for any of us.
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Thinking about the time my best friend's daughter dated the twin brother of Foster Teen's boyfriend.
Yeah that didn't go well for any of us.
Yeah that didn't go well for any of us.
"Reformed man-child" content creators irritate me in a special way. Yes, I'm THRILLED that dudes grew up & started participating in their households as partners & want to help others. But. They're making $ by saying THE SAME STUFF their wives & other women told them for YEARS.
August 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Reformed man-child" content creators irritate me in a special way. Yes, I'm THRILLED that dudes grew up & started participating in their households as partners & want to help others. But. They're making $ by saying THE SAME STUFF their wives & other women told them for YEARS.
All this time I thought bananas grew on water buffalo.
August 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
All this time I thought bananas grew on water buffalo.
Alright gang, where are we going in these shoes and this blazer?
August 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Alright gang, where are we going in these shoes and this blazer?
Burger bowls for dinner
August 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Burger bowls for dinner
MUTE WORDS I HAVE TO REMEMBER HOW TO MUTE WORDS
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
MUTE WORDS I HAVE TO REMEMBER HOW TO MUTE WORDS
I really don't like podcasts with more than one host. If I wanted to listen to a conversation with people who are talking over one another and getting off topic, I would just eavesdrop.
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I really don't like podcasts with more than one host. If I wanted to listen to a conversation with people who are talking over one another and getting off topic, I would just eavesdrop.
He still had the number for the day care center our son went to. Fifteen years ago.
Hubs cleaning out contacts on his phone.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
August 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He still had the number for the day care center our son went to. Fifteen years ago.
Hubs cleaning out contacts on his phone.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hubs cleaning out contacts on his phone.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Softball mom from 8th grade
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: Band mom from 2018
H: Who is [redacted]?
Me: VBS volunteer from 2014
H: Who is...
Me: When was the last time you did this?
H: Well, this coworker died in like 2011.
A SPIDER IN THE COFFEE MAKER
August 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A SPIDER IN THE COFFEE MAKER
A SPIDER IN THE COFFEE MAKER
August 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A SPIDER IN THE COFFEE MAKER