This should be on the life in the UK test.

I think people may also get wise to the tenderstem broccoli hoax. What, you’ve been paying for stems? Stems?! Next up: pure florets

Which begs the question: how will I buy my shampoo online when I can’t get into the building?

Artisanal typos. Yum

Hmm, yeah, as I said, I choose who I vote for.