Surprised Face Guy
banner
surprisedface.bsky.social
Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.

Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.

Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Reposted by Surprised Face Guy
"a brain injury doesn't..."

a brain injury can remove any part of you you find valuable. there is no part of you which is not in your brain. if you find that untrue, it is because you find it uncomfortable.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Big hugs to both of you.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Wait, sorry, sorry, that was supposed to read "Imagine cooking a delicious meal." I don't know what happened.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Just name me a bug that will kill you and the first guess will be Australia and always correct
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Literally I would guess Australia immediately
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
“Every place you live is made so much worse with you in it that even you want to leave it” is devastating.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Babies HATE peekaboo. They laugh because they're scared. You're terrifying them. Congrats on being a first time mom.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a broken docket is right twice a year.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM