Dr. Alexis Turner
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Dr. Alexis Turner
@surliertexan.bsky.social
Taking the scenic route through life. Formerly: PhD in the history of science @Harvard. Currently: exchanging crappy US fascism for crummy UK fascism

Tarot, historical research, writing & editing, tutoring & consulting at drturners.com
Suddenly I understand the "random" fridge cleaning so much better
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Apparently there are some people out there walking around whose brains are just blissfully quiet and they DON'T donate over every interaction, connect every new word to fifteen etymological roots, and notice every micro gesture?! idk. Seems fake but
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Their brains are QUIET
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"dumass"
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🔥
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I think she was confused that the thoughts were constant. Cuz, ya know. Neurodivergence
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Remember when you said you had thoughts in your head all the time and she got freaked out lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Impressive!
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
👀
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yasssss
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
She's giving life ngl
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wise choice to nip that dream before the plane shit itself
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
We are archive radicals in this house. Every scratch and dent tells a story.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thanks, I hate it
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
It's always the religious conservatives who know the most about pr0n. EVERY. TIME. ☠️
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Anyway, surprise! He is also very knowledgeable about both the Bible and Russia and wants me to know that accelerationism is not JUST an evil (it is), but an evil specifically brought into the world by Marxists who believe we should not have private property.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM