Suriel Vazquez
@suriel.bsky.social
Writing and video games. Now: freelance consultant for Hit Detection, Magid, etc. Prev: Narrative Lead at Big Blue Sky Games, critic/essayist for YouTube, MinnMax, Polygon, GameSpot, Game Informer, lots more. https://www.linkedin.com/in/surielvazquez/
Fuck Skippy Frog all my homies hate Skippy Frog
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck Skippy Frog all my homies hate Skippy Frog
Also I love that Mega Khangaskhan is just "The baby is OUT OF THE POUCH, WATCH OUT"
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Also I love that Mega Khangaskhan is just "The baby is OUT OF THE POUCH, WATCH OUT"
This is the most important announcement of the evening
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is the most important announcement of the evening
Family Guy lookin ass pokemon
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Family Guy lookin ass pokemon
Oh fuck. Oh fuck I saw this movie HELP
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Oh fuck. Oh fuck I saw this movie HELP
Looking at the critters in a Pokemon game that's actually at a high resolution and stable framerate
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Looking at the critters in a Pokemon game that's actually at a high resolution and stable framerate
Henry and Hikaru would have been friends
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Henry and Hikaru would have been friends
What can I say the game is good
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What can I say the game is good
When I'm at nine heads in a row
September 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When I'm at nine heads in a row
Finally playing the latest 3D Metroid game starring bounty hunter Samus Aran!
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Finally playing the latest 3D Metroid game starring bounty hunter Samus Aran!
Guys I just woke up here what do I do
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Guys I just woke up here what do I do
Breaking news from Frankfurt
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Breaking news from Frankfurt
It is time for dota
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
It is time for dota
(Mustard on da beat)
pa ree dua see maah net
(Just Blaze, blaze)
doh vwa da no mi net
(Yeees, yeeees)
pi na saw mi ma ni set
(Run that back, Turbo!)
dana funk syu nooo bo!
pa ree dua see maah net
(Just Blaze, blaze)
doh vwa da no mi net
(Yeees, yeeees)
pi na saw mi ma ni set
(Run that back, Turbo!)
dana funk syu nooo bo!
September 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
(Mustard on da beat)
pa ree dua see maah net
(Just Blaze, blaze)
doh vwa da no mi net
(Yeees, yeeees)
pi na saw mi ma ni set
(Run that back, Turbo!)
dana funk syu nooo bo!
pa ree dua see maah net
(Just Blaze, blaze)
doh vwa da no mi net
(Yeees, yeeees)
pi na saw mi ma ni set
(Run that back, Turbo!)
dana funk syu nooo bo!
Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025)
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hollow Knight: Silksong (2025)
How you know Silksong is a 'vania: this turn animation
September 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How you know Silksong is a 'vania: this turn animation
Me watching them wrap my burrito at Chipotle
August 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me watching them wrap my burrito at Chipotle
The president is going to be All Right.
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The president is going to be All Right.
Get in the changing station, Shinji
August 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Get in the changing station, Shinji
I'm going to eat a little snack after 10pm because it's the weekend and I'm hungry and I've been good this week
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm going to eat a little snack after 10pm because it's the weekend and I'm hungry and I've been good this week
We used to have IMMERSION in this country
August 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We used to have IMMERSION in this country
Bro spent 2 minutes in the cold and figured out the hardest way to serve on ice
August 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bro spent 2 minutes in the cold and figured out the hardest way to serve on ice