Suresh Singaratnam
@suresh.social
Music is my life. Making strangers laugh on the internet is my favourite hobby. (He/Him)
You might not like the music I make, but never tell me I don't have range as an artist 🤣❤️🎵 icantihavetopractice.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You might not like the music I make, but never tell me I don't have range as an artist 🤣❤️🎵 icantihavetopractice.com
Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Nearia Faria Law in NYC, so your heart will go on.
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Nearia Faria Law in NYC, so your heart will go on.
USA Today really came through with this headline AND photo choice! 🤣❤️
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ca.news.yahoo.com/debra-messin...
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
USA Today really came through with this headline AND photo choice! 🤣❤️
ca.news.yahoo.com/debra-messin...
ca.news.yahoo.com/debra-messin...
Petition for the incomparable Celine Dion to re-record "The Power of Love", but with the lyrics changed to:
🎶"Cuz' he's our Ernie, and these are his friends..." 🎶
💙🩵🤍❤️
🎶"Cuz' he's our Ernie, and these are his friends..." 🎶
💙🩵🤍❤️
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Petition for the incomparable Celine Dion to re-record "The Power of Love", but with the lyrics changed to:
🎶"Cuz' he's our Ernie, and these are his friends..." 🎶
💙🩵🤍❤️
🎶"Cuz' he's our Ernie, and these are his friends..." 🎶
💙🩵🤍❤️
Even the AURORA BOREALIS knows to take the night off tomorrow because Canada will be watching the @torontobluejays.bsky.social playing in the 6th [and hopefully final] game of the 2025 World Series 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Even the AURORA BOREALIS knows to take the night off tomorrow because Canada will be watching the @torontobluejays.bsky.social playing in the 6th [and hopefully final] game of the 2025 World Series 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
"Area Pete Hegseth Quickly Distracted By One of those Plastic Hats for Beers with Long, Curvy Straws Attached"
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Area Pete Hegseth Quickly Distracted By One of those Plastic Hats for Beers with Long, Curvy Straws Attached"
Footage of JD Vance after he heard that Addison Barger hit the first ever pinch hit grand slam in World Series history AND got to spend the previous night on a nice pull-out couch 👇👇👇
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Footage of JD Vance after he heard that Addison Barger hit the first ever pinch hit grand slam in World Series history AND got to spend the previous night on a nice pull-out couch 👇👇👇
Saw this ad on Facebook and realised we really are living in the timeline that leads to Bladerunner, the Alien franchise, and Total Recall. 😭
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Saw this ad on Facebook and realised we really are living in the timeline that leads to Bladerunner, the Alien franchise, and Total Recall. 😭
Trump is a fascist tyrant who must never be appeased, there's no disputing that, but Doug Ford is the most incompetent and corrupt that Premier Ontario has ever elected.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Trump is a fascist tyrant who must never be appeased, there's no disputing that, but Doug Ford is the most incompetent and corrupt that Premier Ontario has ever elected.
No one:
Not a single soul in the history of Children's television fandom:
Zionists: eLmO Is hAmAs!
Not a single soul in the history of Children's television fandom:
Zionists: eLmO Is hAmAs!
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No one:
Not a single soul in the history of Children's television fandom:
Zionists: eLmO Is hAmAs!
Not a single soul in the history of Children's television fandom:
Zionists: eLmO Is hAmAs!
It's ironic that although @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is Muslim, he is literally the most "Christ-like" candidate in this NYC Mayoral Election.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It's ironic that although @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is Muslim, he is literally the most "Christ-like" candidate in this NYC Mayoral Election.
Getting this in before The Beaverton thinks of it 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Getting this in before The Beaverton thinks of it 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
@imman.bsky.social It's that time of the year! 🤣❤️🏀
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@imman.bsky.social It's that time of the year! 🤣❤️🏀
Actual footage of the letter "n" in "peninsula", stopping the word "peninsula" from becoming an even more obvious "penis" joke
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Actual footage of the letter "n" in "peninsula", stopping the word "peninsula" from becoming an even more obvious "penis" joke
Vladdy Jr. Before Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS: *Wears Auston Matthews Jersey*
Jaded Toronto Sports Fans: OmG No! YoU'Re gOnNa cUrSe uS!
Vladdy Jr. After Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS:
Jaded Toronto Sports Fans: OmG No! YoU'Re gOnNa cUrSe uS!
Vladdy Jr. After Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS:
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Vladdy Jr. Before Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS: *Wears Auston Matthews Jersey*
Jaded Toronto Sports Fans: OmG No! YoU'Re gOnNa cUrSe uS!
Vladdy Jr. After Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS:
Jaded Toronto Sports Fans: OmG No! YoU'Re gOnNa cUrSe uS!
Vladdy Jr. After Game 7 of the 2025 ALCS:
Vladdy Jr. really came out here last night before the biggest game of his career [so far] saying "I have enough aura for TWO franchises, so lemme share some aura with the Leafs"
🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Vladdy Jr. really came out here last night before the biggest game of his career [so far] saying "I have enough aura for TWO franchises, so lemme share some aura with the Leafs"
🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
🤣💙🩵🤍❤️
The National Post is such trash.
When the discovery was made in 2012 and 3-4 of those “5 years” was the Stephen Harper CPC Government, they’re vaguely referred to as “Feds” 🤣🤦🏾♂️
When the discovery was made in 2012 and 3-4 of those “5 years” was the Stephen Harper CPC Government, they’re vaguely referred to as “Feds” 🤣🤦🏾♂️
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The National Post is such trash.
When the discovery was made in 2012 and 3-4 of those “5 years” was the Stephen Harper CPC Government, they’re vaguely referred to as “Feds” 🤣🤦🏾♂️
When the discovery was made in 2012 and 3-4 of those “5 years” was the Stephen Harper CPC Government, they’re vaguely referred to as “Feds” 🤣🤦🏾♂️
One Rep Max Scherzer an Andrés Gyménez
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
One Rep Max Scherzer an Andrés Gyménez
The sheer audacity of racist white Americans to move to another country and try to tell people in that other country what that other country's traditions are 🤣🤣🤣
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The sheer audacity of racist white Americans to move to another country and try to tell people in that other country what that other country's traditions are 🤣🤣🤣
The entire of history of baseball before October 17, 2025: This is a team sport, and Babe Ruth was the greatest player to ever play this game.
Shohei Ohtani in Game 4 of the 2025 NLCS:
Shohei Ohtani in Game 4 of the 2025 NLCS:
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The entire of history of baseball before October 17, 2025: This is a team sport, and Babe Ruth was the greatest player to ever play this game.
Shohei Ohtani in Game 4 of the 2025 NLCS:
Shohei Ohtani in Game 4 of the 2025 NLCS:
No one:
Me watching Jays games that are anything except a blowout win for the Jays:
Me watching Jays games that are anything except a blowout win for the Jays:
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No one:
Me watching Jays games that are anything except a blowout win for the Jays:
Me watching Jays games that are anything except a blowout win for the Jays:
LFG! 🤣🎺💙🩵🤍❤️ #LetsGoBlueJays #WANTITALL
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
LFG! 🤣🎺💙🩵🤍❤️ #LetsGoBlueJays #WANTITALL