michael
@supermichael.bsky.social
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medicine, phd student
art, video games, nature
views my own; likes not endorsement
'ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ'
medicine, phd student
art, video games, nature
views my own; likes not endorsement
'ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ'
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I have no concept of the ongoing Horrors and if you tell me, I'll cry.
I HAVE A NEWS ORGANIZATION TO RUN OKAY
I HAVE A NEWS ORGANIZATION TO RUN OKAY
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have no concept of the ongoing Horrors and if you tell me, I'll cry.
I HAVE A NEWS ORGANIZATION TO RUN OKAY
I HAVE A NEWS ORGANIZATION TO RUN OKAY
Stoked for my sub to the only newspaper ever!
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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Stoked for my sub to the only newspaper ever!
@mattxiv.bsky.social Matt where did you get your tank in your recent video, I needdddd 🔥
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@mattxiv.bsky.social Matt where did you get your tank in your recent video, I needdddd 🔥
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Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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corporations on july 1st:
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
corporations on july 1st:
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I don’t feel the desire to welcome everybody on this app,,,
June 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don’t feel the desire to welcome everybody on this app,,,
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April 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM