Mario
@supermariobruhh.bsky.social
🇨🇴
Queens, NY
Therapist, just not your therapist
I found out I have ADHD at 29 cause no one told me before lol
Queens, NY
Therapist, just not your therapist
I found out I have ADHD at 29 cause no one told me before lol
Told my 13 y/o patient today I was gonna reschedule his appointment in 2 weeks cause I was gonna go to an event.
Him: what are you gonna go see?
Me: Matt and Jeff Hardy are gonna wrestle on Jamaica ave
Him: lol no really what are you doing
Me: *shows video of them wrestling on Jamaica ave*
Him: what are you gonna go see?
Me: Matt and Jeff Hardy are gonna wrestle on Jamaica ave
Him: lol no really what are you doing
Me: *shows video of them wrestling on Jamaica ave*
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Told my 13 y/o patient today I was gonna reschedule his appointment in 2 weeks cause I was gonna go to an event.
Him: what are you gonna go see?
Me: Matt and Jeff Hardy are gonna wrestle on Jamaica ave
Him: lol no really what are you doing
Me: *shows video of them wrestling on Jamaica ave*
Him: what are you gonna go see?
Me: Matt and Jeff Hardy are gonna wrestle on Jamaica ave
Him: lol no really what are you doing
Me: *shows video of them wrestling on Jamaica ave*
I spent part of lockdown practicing how to make pizza at home
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I spent part of lockdown practicing how to make pizza at home
I used to be funny on twitter
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I used to be funny on twitter
We have four! Info in the alt text.
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We have four! Info in the alt text.
So no one was gonna tell me Nacho Libre was based on a true story?
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
So no one was gonna tell me Nacho Libre was based on a true story?
Playing Switch 2 on my hammock in the backyard when our local stray drops by to keep me company. He’s a good boy, unfortunately feral and likely not able to be housed. BUT we leave food and water and have little shelters for the weather. He knows he’s taken care of.
August 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Playing Switch 2 on my hammock in the backyard when our local stray drops by to keep me company. He’s a good boy, unfortunately feral and likely not able to be housed. BUT we leave food and water and have little shelters for the weather. He knows he’s taken care of.
Nah you were pretty on target just a few blocks off
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nah you were pretty on target just a few blocks off
Joint smoked. Pizza devoured.
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Joint smoked. Pizza devoured.
MY PULL RIGHT AFTER WAS SHINY HAUNTER LMAOOOOO
May 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
MY PULL RIGHT AFTER WAS SHINY HAUNTER LMAOOOOO
Gave my wife my phone to pick a pack in pocket tcg from the new expansion that just dropped. I always have them pick the first new pack of a set. First pick is shiny Gengar, my favorite Pokemon 😭😭😭
May 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gave my wife my phone to pick a pack in pocket tcg from the new expansion that just dropped. I always have them pick the first new pack of a set. First pick is shiny Gengar, my favorite Pokemon 😭😭😭
Last night’s shenanigans con mi amor
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Last night’s shenanigans con mi amor
Merry Christmas once again lol. My wife just picked our pack for this evening and blessed us with this perfect boy
December 26, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Merry Christmas once again lol. My wife just picked our pack for this evening and blessed us with this perfect boy
Merry Christmas from us and our wonder pick!
December 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Merry Christmas from us and our wonder pick!
My wife wanted me to add their favorite X-men too!
December 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
My wife wanted me to add their favorite X-men too!
Quote this with your favorite X-men.
December 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Quote this with your favorite X-men.
When you turn over the cards and see there are gonna be two good pulls, then actually see the pulls #pokemontcgp
December 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
When you turn over the cards and see there are gonna be two good pulls, then actually see the pulls #pokemontcgp
Age yourself with your first computer.
The Compaq Presario 5000 had a whopping 64MB of ram, a 30gb hard drive, and with dial up I could load up and be playing a flash game online in about 7-10 business days
The Compaq Presario 5000 had a whopping 64MB of ram, a 30gb hard drive, and with dial up I could load up and be playing a flash game online in about 7-10 business days
December 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Age yourself with your first computer.
The Compaq Presario 5000 had a whopping 64MB of ram, a 30gb hard drive, and with dial up I could load up and be playing a flash game online in about 7-10 business days
The Compaq Presario 5000 had a whopping 64MB of ram, a 30gb hard drive, and with dial up I could load up and be playing a flash game online in about 7-10 business days
She’s not my cat but she’s one of the strays who lives in my backyard and has learned that she can ask us to let her in the garage when it’s really cold out. Hoping I can find her a home since she’s socialized herself with us.
December 21, 2024 at 11:38 PM
She’s not my cat but she’s one of the strays who lives in my backyard and has learned that she can ask us to let her in the garage when it’s really cold out. Hoping I can find her a home since she’s socialized herself with us.
Asked my wife to pull cards with me and this was our first pack. She proceeded to play around with it like this lol
December 18, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Asked my wife to pull cards with me and this was our first pack. She proceeded to play around with it like this lol
Including games I played just a bit of, 65/100
December 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Including games I played just a bit of, 65/100
My wonderpick pulls this past week have been phenomenal
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My wonderpick pulls this past week have been phenomenal
Smoked a bowl and playing Last of Us after a long work day. I love it here
December 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Smoked a bowl and playing Last of Us after a long work day. I love it here
One of my favorite things about my house is my garage cause I have space for all my lil geeky shit that I’ve always wanted since being a broke child in a one bedroom apartment 😌
December 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
One of my favorite things about my house is my garage cause I have space for all my lil geeky shit that I’ve always wanted since being a broke child in a one bedroom apartment 😌
Fun fact: my orange cat hopped in the shower as I pulled this and took a shit in there like his litter boxes weren’t all clean
December 9, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Fun fact: my orange cat hopped in the shower as I pulled this and took a shit in there like his litter boxes weren’t all clean