If vampires can't come inside can you just bounce on it until you let him
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If vampires can't come inside can you just bounce on it until you let him
I bit a cops dick off
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I bit a cops dick off
What about speeding tickets cops peed on you
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What about speeding tickets cops peed on you
My 3-year-old didn't want to go to the dance recital so she called in a bomb threat
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My 3-year-old didn't want to go to the dance recital so she called in a bomb threat
Minion Obama: my yellow americans
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Minion Obama: my yellow americans
Parents love to get their shit together once you don't need a parent no more
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Parents love to get their shit together once you don't need a parent no more
This post would do numbers on gynecologist YouTube
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This post would do numbers on gynecologist YouTube
Every time I jerk my BF I use estrogen cream. eat shit trent
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every time I jerk my BF I use estrogen cream. eat shit trent
I would never be in arsonist but I get it
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I would never be in arsonist but I get it
Is your pussy indica or sativa
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is your pussy indica or sativa
I hope I get the chance to kill myself someday. It's just so moody.. so much ambience *loving sigh*
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I hope I get the chance to kill myself someday. It's just so moody.. so much ambience *loving sigh*
I wish I had math autism instead of the one that makes me bust nuts to Sonic
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wish I had math autism instead of the one that makes me bust nuts to Sonic
If my dad wasn't homophobic he coulda got head
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If my dad wasn't homophobic he coulda got head
Ariana grande creeps me out
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ariana grande creeps me out
Doing one-liners at the city council public forum
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Doing one-liners at the city council public forum
Time to go shit myself at the gym
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Time to go shit myself at the gym
Getting an orchi for no nut November
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Getting an orchi for no nut November
I wonder if my cat minds that we share the litter box
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I wonder if my cat minds that we share the litter box
Mann... I need to stop pissing on the floor
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Mann... I need to stop pissing on the floor
Fuck the NASA scientists
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Fuck the NASA scientists
Wigger is the only slur where no one has the pass
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Wigger is the only slur where no one has the pass
I like monarchies because they get to do incest
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I like monarchies because they get to do incest
Every time I hear the automatic feeder go off I get the urge to Sprint
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Every time I hear the automatic feeder go off I get the urge to Sprint
I got my vasectomy done at Claire's
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I got my vasectomy done at Claire's
The United States of America.
Home of the free, land of the putting a teacher in a rocket ship and blowing her up over Florida.
Home of the free, land of the putting a teacher in a rocket ship and blowing her up over Florida.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The United States of America.
Home of the free, land of the putting a teacher in a rocket ship and blowing her up over Florida.
Home of the free, land of the putting a teacher in a rocket ship and blowing her up over Florida.