superherofbmx
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Punk rock/comedy/sobriety/aching knee.
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paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
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I see they made a biopic about your mom
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I see they made a biopic about your mom
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As soon as I see "mum" in a post, my brain voice switches to a British accent
August 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
As soon as I see "mum" in a post, my brain voice switches to a British accent
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oh kristi, south park isn't making fun of the appearance of "women"
they are making fun of you. you are the butt of the joke.
not women. you.
they are making fun of you. you are the butt of the joke.
not women. you.
August 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
oh kristi, south park isn't making fun of the appearance of "women"
they are making fun of you. you are the butt of the joke.
not women. you.
they are making fun of you. you are the butt of the joke.
not women. you.
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CNN: The World’s Biggest Asshole launched a nasty personal attack on Nancy Pelosi and then gloated about winning the election
ABC: This may have been to distract the public from the growing suspicion that the World’s Biggest Asshole sexually molested teenage girls
ABC: This may have been to distract the public from the growing suspicion that the World’s Biggest Asshole sexually molested teenage girls
August 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
CNN: The World’s Biggest Asshole launched a nasty personal attack on Nancy Pelosi and then gloated about winning the election
ABC: This may have been to distract the public from the growing suspicion that the World’s Biggest Asshole sexually molested teenage girls
ABC: This may have been to distract the public from the growing suspicion that the World’s Biggest Asshole sexually molested teenage girls
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everything i need to know was taught by Ren and Stimpy
August 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
everything i need to know was taught by Ren and Stimpy
If you ever need a real world example of a symbiotic relationship my gym is next door to a KFC.
August 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you ever need a real world example of a symbiotic relationship my gym is next door to a KFC.
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well IM here to say that you *can* trust a big butt and smile. take that poison.
July 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
well IM here to say that you *can* trust a big butt and smile. take that poison.
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Caring for your people is gender neutral btw. Being a caring person is gender neutral btw. Caring is gender neutral btw.
July 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Caring for your people is gender neutral btw. Being a caring person is gender neutral btw. Caring is gender neutral btw.
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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"They don't make kids like us anymore"
Stupid? They absolutely do
Stupid? They absolutely do
June 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"They don't make kids like us anymore"
Stupid? They absolutely do
Stupid? They absolutely do
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Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
June 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
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A hard boiled detective implies a scrambled lieutenant and an over easy desk sergeant
June 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A hard boiled detective implies a scrambled lieutenant and an over easy desk sergeant
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‘whoa, that’s quite an undertaking’ they say
‘thanks!’ i reply cheerfully as i dump another bag of ice into the coffin and arrange 72 cans of la croix around the body
‘thanks!’ i reply cheerfully as i dump another bag of ice into the coffin and arrange 72 cans of la croix around the body
June 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
‘whoa, that’s quite an undertaking’ they say
‘thanks!’ i reply cheerfully as i dump another bag of ice into the coffin and arrange 72 cans of la croix around the body
‘thanks!’ i reply cheerfully as i dump another bag of ice into the coffin and arrange 72 cans of la croix around the body
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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ME: for my third wish i want to mess with the zohan even though Adam Sandler specifically said not to
GENIE: you know you can wish for money right?
GENIE: you know you can wish for money right?
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ME: for my third wish i want to mess with the zohan even though Adam Sandler specifically said not to
GENIE: you know you can wish for money right?
GENIE: you know you can wish for money right?
Musk didn't kill himself.
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Musk didn't kill himself.
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Spare us the fake outrage.
June 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Spare us the fake outrage.
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Pride playlists that include Judas Priest are real ones.
May 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pride playlists that include Judas Priest are real ones.
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The friends I mention from time to time are actually just my haunted dolls, and puppets that I’ve crafted to resemble some of you
May 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The friends I mention from time to time are actually just my haunted dolls, and puppets that I’ve crafted to resemble some of you
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Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
May 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
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[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about
May 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about