So many sinks to piss in

fuck yeah!

maybe they're just trying to think of a good use for the new concrete rose garden

Batman is strangely tolerant of having a strange hat smushed into his face

Do you live in some kind of alternate world where the Democrats haven't been consistently running on "Donald Trump bad!" for like a decade now?

the cynical half of my brain doesn't think it's broken

I think an enterprising someone could do an analysis of hidden posts to prove that it discriminately targets specific accounts and opinions that bluesky corporate wants to deboost

It's like shadow banning with plausible deniability

"considers" gets outrage clicks and coverage. They'll keep reporting like this until you stop paying attention to them

People live in autocratic capitalist countries today

That movie made me think that amnesia and anesthesia were the same thing as a kid

I got real upset when my mom had to get a minor surgery cause I thought she wouldn't remember me when she woke up

the ol' left wrist: where it's always a freckle past a hair

Syphilis has entered the chat

Framing communism as an opposite to democracy is the greatest trick capitalists ever pulled

Or it’s a bait and switch and they’re just gonna keep interviewing till they find somebody desperate enough to take the low ball

Are you feeling generous this morning? Because you could read that as a willingness to hire at a lower skill level with plenty of headroom for growth in the role

But how will we appease the petty tyrants if we don’t let them occasionally destroy something meant for the “little” people?

Wait, I thought Jason Mraz had the remedy. Somebody should let poison control know it changed hands

This is performative. it's like their dumb "socialism bad!" vote

Wait, is that different? I've seen what you post and have occasionally wondered if I could get a class action suit goin