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Went to the Baltimore Erotic Art Society’s Erotic Market today and bought this amazing tray from animeceramix/Maryanne Deadpool Daymont. Very excited to use it as a charcuterie board that slowly reveals its true nature to unsuspecting guests.
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Went to the Baltimore Erotic Art Society’s Erotic Market today and bought this amazing tray from animeceramix/Maryanne Deadpool Daymont. Very excited to use it as a charcuterie board that slowly reveals its true nature to unsuspecting guests.
Apple Music wrapped for the year! After Midnight is only on the top songs list because it’s the first song alphabetically in my library and sometimes my phone would just start playing it upon being plugged into the car.
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Apple Music wrapped for the year! After Midnight is only on the top songs list because it’s the first song alphabetically in my library and sometimes my phone would just start playing it upon being plugged into the car.
DINNER with three kinds of pie
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
DINNER with three kinds of pie
Two beers on an empty stomach
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Two beers on an empty stomach
Tonight I went to a double feature of Dirty Dancing and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar and goddamn if Patrick Swayze wasn’t something special
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tonight I went to a double feature of Dirty Dancing and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar and goddamn if Patrick Swayze wasn’t something special
Girl those are not going to help
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Girl those are not going to help
Went for a walk this afternoon, it was very yellow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went for a walk this afternoon, it was very yellow.
Tobi really wanted to lay on this part of the bed but Blondie was already there so they are spooning as a compromise.
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tobi really wanted to lay on this part of the bed but Blondie was already there so they are spooning as a compromise.
Tobi has been on antibiotics for over a week and I’ve gotten SO GOOD at throwing the pill right down his throat so he has to swallow it without fighting.
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tobi has been on antibiotics for over a week and I’ve gotten SO GOOD at throwing the pill right down his throat so he has to swallow it without fighting.
I took my skeleton inside after trick or treating was over and my mom’s cat Captain decided to make friends.
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I took my skeleton inside after trick or treating was over and my mom’s cat Captain decided to make friends.
I had to go into the office for something and grabbed some stuff from my desk. I missed my mug. It’s coming home with me.
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I had to go into the office for something and grabbed some stuff from my desk. I missed my mug. It’s coming home with me.
Last week Tobi was so sick we were worried he might die and this week he’s totally back to normal. The beauty of antibiotics.
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Last week Tobi was so sick we were worried he might die and this week he’s totally back to normal. The beauty of antibiotics.
I also repainted a door I hated.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I also repainted a door I hated.
Bethesda’s glitches really are the best.
October 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bethesda’s glitches really are the best.
Discovered how to give weapons custom names in Fallout 4.
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Discovered how to give weapons custom names in Fallout 4.
Stumbles out of the theater disoriented as fuck
October 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stumbles out of the theater disoriented as fuck
The first was the John Waters bathrooms at the Baltimore Museum of Art and then the second is this red bathroom from the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, Massachusetts.
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The first was the John Waters bathrooms at the Baltimore Museum of Art and then the second is this red bathroom from the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, Massachusetts.
I finally found one of my favorite tweets again
October 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I finally found one of my favorite tweets again
Good morning cat.
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning cat.
Was trying to find a picture of my Journey cosplay to show my friend and the only one I had on hand was from the Dashcon Ball Pit Simulator at MAGfest.
August 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was trying to find a picture of my Journey cosplay to show my friend and the only one I had on hand was from the Dashcon Ball Pit Simulator at MAGfest.
Incredible vanity plate I saw today
August 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Incredible vanity plate I saw today
Oh shit Pitbull Official. Mr. Worldwide out here living up to his name expanding the chiral network. Dale.
July 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh shit Pitbull Official. Mr. Worldwide out here living up to his name expanding the chiral network. Dale.
Shout out to Fragile for making me want a cigarette so so badly
July 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Shout out to Fragile for making me want a cigarette so so badly
Got a nail in my tire this morning. A tire I have had for less than a month. It is under warranty fortunately but like. Bro.
July 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Got a nail in my tire this morning. A tire I have had for less than a month. It is under warranty fortunately but like. Bro.