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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye
@sunderedmarches.com
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🏳️‍⚧️🔆 Blasian, trans, and 'tismed. Creator of The Sundered Marches.

She/her or they/them

#1 Pidgeot Enjoyer on the internet.

I have Signal on request.

https://www.sunderedmarches.com/
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Discord: sunsette_skye
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Panel 1, business meeting GLASSES: If we waste anymore time on "weeaboo," we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month! Panel 2: JOCK: Did Someone just say "Weeaboo?" Panel 3 JOCK, BRANDISHING PADDLE: 'cause I think I just heard someone say "Weeaboo." Panel 4 GLASSES is chained to a pole for ritual public spanking as the office chants, "WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I assume not good things?
Botulinum toxin, or botulinum neurotoxin (commonly called botox), is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and related species.[23] It prevents the release of the neurotransmitter acetylcholine from axon endings at the neuromuscular junction, thus causing flaccid paralysis.[24] The toxin causes the disease botulism.[25] The toxin is also used commercially for medical and cosmetic purposes.[26][27] Botulinum toxin is an acetylcholine release inhibitor and a neuromuscular blocking agent.[1][22]
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Really? Right in front of my Crab Rangoon?
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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You don't want the answer.

Peter Thiel on elves:

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
“There are all these ways where trying to live unnaturally long goes hay-wire … but you also have the elves. And then there are sort of all these questions, you know: How are the elves different from the humans in Tolkien? … And they’re basically — I think the main difference is just, they’re humans that don’t die.” “So why can’t we be elves?” I asked. Thiel nodded reverently… “Why can’t we be elves?” he said.
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I get frequently accused of being pretentious, insufferable, and using big words just because I can and it's very rarely that I'm actually doing those things

But

I struggle to see why the hell else anyone would talk like this

I actually agree with his ultimate point when he gets somewhere but wtf
Jaime Grieserner @32nds 1h Right, I'm going to settle this question once and for all in a definitive thread on the topic... "Should Halo have sprint?" Jaime Griesemer @32nds 1h That's an absurd question. ""Should" implies a moral imperative Game mechanics have no inherent moral value. This question has no legitimate answer and any attempt at answering it will result in a phone booth full of badgers, Oct 28,2025 - 12:51 AM UTC Jaime Griesemer @32nds 1h Fine. Game mechanics are not good or evil, they can only be evaluated by their utility. "Does sprint make Halo a better game?" Jaime Griesemer @32nds This is a naive question. No mechanic makes a game unequivocally "better" because games are systems and changing a system is -always- a trade-off between positive and negative consequences. No experienced game designer would ever ask that question. Oct 28, 2025 . 12:58 AM UTC
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Housemate has asked me to play with one of her cats and keep them entertained.

Live picture of me right now
Black and white lineart. A comic panel that depicts a ninja in doctor's coat saying to a child, "OK. Let's go. I guess I'll... Feed you? Yes? Is that what children need? Feeding?"
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I would love to know what the fuck someone was thinking when they decided this Photoshop-Office integration
A shot of a dialog box in Microsoft Word where it offers to convert an embedded image of "Adobe Photoshop Image" to ... "Adobe Photoshop Image". Verbatim line: "Permanently changes the selected Adobe Photoshop Image into the object type Adobe Photoshop Image."
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I'm not trying to be thick or upset this guy, I'm just not British and lack context; why is bringing up Welsh etc. (which they seem to support) to this a bad-faith reading?
A user quoting their own post. Original Post: hear me out: Kobe Nazrul primary school in London's East End is the first in the UK where *every* pupil is bilingual here. Quote: why don't you fuck off with your deliberate bad-faith reading of my posts honestly.
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I'm going to mcfucking have a stroke
Why don't people want to stay and improve their countries anymore Europe was an awful place...until people there fought to improve things China is doing the same the last 20 yrs Even India Why are other countries abd cultures so lacking in that quality?
August 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Michael Klemmer Founder & CEO, Aerial Resupply Coffee . 3h. I got on Linkedln because someone told me it was the "professional thing to do" after retirement. Big mistake. This place is a digital motor pool full of self-appointed visionaries doing donuts in the mud, yelling about scaling, optimizing, and disrupting, while actively failing to comprehend anything larger than their own reflection in a ring light, Every day l open this app and it's someone bragging about how they "fired their entire team at 6:45 a.m. to protect the culture" and then went on a ten-mile gratitude walk before raising CA million from investors who apparently also hate due diligence. You people are feral. You're not leading a company. You're cosplaying a personality disorder and calling it leadership. Every post reads like a man with a Bluetooth headset screamed into a word cloud and hit 'publish.' "I was boarding a plane when I saw a janitor smiling. That janitor was my first employee. I gave him equity. That janitor is now our COO. Never forget to believe in people." What in the fever dream did I just read?
August 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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the King of Red Lions, a dragon-headed sailboat from The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
August 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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an unnervingly buff Jesus on a crucifix flexing his biceps to break it apart
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I can't do that but I can do super saiyajin god super saiyajin in honor of Gokuu's other famous encounter with Furieza
it's the first picture (Anne of Green Gables in Crayon hitting Frieza from DBZ on the head on Namek with a white power aura around her) but now her hair eyes and aura are the most boring possible shade of cyan: that used by Super Saiyan Blue, aka Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan
August 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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this is who runs this account
a deranged woman hugging a pelican by the neck and screaming "I STOLE IT" at another woman
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Like come on now. I resisted the urge to quote post this and mock initially because I was hoping we could have some actual dialogue but COME ON.

name redacted bc small account
like, "no bigotry' was in the global site rules. /b/was a [slur] bin, a barrel full of fish to shoot, aplace where we could observe people shitposting, and also search up their IPs across the boards to see what else they posted in other contexts and ban them if they polluted the rest of the site
August 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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The title screen to Pokémon Gold, stretched into a format appropriate for a wallpaper. It shows a blue sky with a black silhouette of a bird flying over clouds and leaving a trail of golden sparks
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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hospital: you're overdue for some vaccines
me: cool I should get that taken care of
hospital: nvm
healthcare provider website. first appointment available for vaccine-only visit is Monday, November 2, 2026, over a year away.
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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What video game ignited your passion for gaming? (GIFs only)
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Such incredible bargains
A "buy two for $9" offer on Rice Krispies, but the base price for one is $3.99 at 0.44$ per oz.
July 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Words muted for one week: cook, burrito taxi
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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just want to emphasize for anyone unaware: "level all of gaza" is not in any way metaphorical.
before and after picture of Rafah in Palestine. 2023 depicts a vibrant city center; 2025 shows nothing but rubble.
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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How am I doing. Do I make it to round 2?
Calculator app history =56,930 46,451+1,278+426+45-11,911 =36,289 (-4,735-4-14+3,479) =-1,274 X 59,302+1,397+412+79 =61,190 ,009+3+152 =7,164
July 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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gosh, so touching! how incredible!

they're doing a search for the word 'gofundme' and setting up the beginning of a scam
Post 1, by @withastruthinit.bsky.social If you lost your job because you announced, while being recorded, that you are a fascist and proud of, suck it up buttercup. You don’t deserve to be supported by other people through your @gofundme.com campaign. Instead… You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one! reply by @samueljoh.bsky.social Hey, I just came across your campaign and it really touched my heart 💖 I may not be able to donate right now, but I’d love to help by sharing it with people who might. Kindly follow me back and send your campaign link to my inbox.
July 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I'm a bit too much of a slacker to be academic but it's not wildly off.
Academic Chick Academic Chick lives in a world of theories, footnotes, and quiet contemplation. Her mind is her playground—sharp, curious, and constantly analyzing. She’s easy to connect with if you read, think deeply, and speak her language of ideas. Philosophy, literature, history—these aren’t just hobbies, they’re how she sees the world. Social scenes and party culture feel foreign to her; she prefers long conversations over coffee, or getting lost in a dusty library. She's not wild or spontaneous, but she's profoundly thoughtful and loyal to those who get her. She’s not for everyone—only those who speak in nuance, not noise.
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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My goal is never to irritate someone, but I'll wear this block with pride. He had no response to the reality of his selfish naivete.
Blocked post. ‪Sunsette / Cynthia Skye‬ ‪@sunderedmarches.com‬ · 1h No, you don't. Don't bullshit me. If you hoped those things, you would put effort into finding this out for yourself, and having some actual fucking experience trying to assist people instead of getting your jollies off in conversation with people you think are doing it wrong. For god's sake you started out talking about reputable charities that Israel isn't letting in to do shit. The Red Cross has said they have enough food waiting at the border to feed everyone, but they can't get in. The only thing now is smuggling, in a campaign Israel calculated to cause these rifts. You know what that makes you right now? An easy mark for the Israeli government. You're doing exactly what they wanted when they left things porous enough for individuals to help but have systemically barred relief organizations. How's it feel to be a Likud patsy?
July 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM