Did you know you can have face mold? I wasn’t thinking about that while trying to fall asleep. That would be silly.

The worst people are truly convinced they are unusually good people and they’ll try to convince you too.

I ate an entire Costco sized container of baby tomatoes like they were popcorn in two days. That is all.

This is probably the highest number of people who have ever heard of malort and I might have to stop tricking people from the coasts into taking shots of it for my amusement.

So my tiktok just cut off. Kinda jarring.

I’m hoping to be exactly as cringe as I was on Twitter in 2010 ✨ rip Twitter ✨

It’s a new era!