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sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
sunbeam enthusiast 🌅
@sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
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I'd rather be napping on a soft patch of moss
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sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
So basically IRL Apocalypse Now
Soldiers stand in tense discussion, dirty and disheveled against the fog of war
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Woke 2: THE WOKENING
A small rabbit wears armor and carries a spear with a teapot hanging from it while holding a book. The caption reads, "Born to fully dally, forced to fight fascists"
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
🎤 Cascadia, fuck yeah 🎸
The Cascadia flag; three equal horizontal stripes of royal blue, white, and forest green, with a dark green silhouette of a Douglas fir atop them
September 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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An illustration of an opossum in an "oh my stars" pose, its lips curled and teeth bared in disgust. Text across the top says: "*shocked hissing*"
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
Oh cool they have a stationary unicycle
A photo of the entrance to a sad-looking desert town, the focus of which is a brightly colored mural featuring a snail, an exercising person on a wheeled exercise machine - we can truly only assume it's a stationary recumbent unicycle because one wheel is all it has - and someone lifting a barbell over their head. The recumbent unicycler is circled in red.
April 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I'll never not be able to think of this, one of the single greatest videos ever posted to the internet, whenever Stupid Sexy Flanders is mentioned. Unfortunately now that may also require a Stupid Sexy Jon Garfield follow-up
www.reddit.com/r/Rollerskat...
Someone is magnificently cosplaying as Stupid Sexy Flanders in a red spandex bodysuit, giant googly eyes, yellow skin a la The Simpsons, and a think handlebar mustache as they rollerskate around an open sport court on during autumn at golden hour. It is as inspiring as it is confusing.
April 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
sunbeamenthusiast.bsky.social
Fine let's just turn this ship around and sail straight back to the 1890s bc it's 📣FOODBORNE ILLNESS TIIIIIIIIME📣
A happy rainbow shooting star flies across a sky full of microbes. In flaming red text about. "GIARDIA"; in the rainbow star below: "It's not fun to have" Last I checked this is true information
April 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I feel fiery after this. Under no illusion that it will magically get better or that it won't take hard work, many more battles and tragedies, and likely generations to repair. But we're still here and now I know we're not alone, we have each other. BREAK UPON US, BITCHES
A tiny yet defiant white crab perches atop a iron-colored rock, illuminated in the black of the depths of the ocean. The caption reads, "This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness," and we are all the crab on this blessed day
April 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Well I hadn't but now I have and I'm sad
Mario stares at his feet as he stands on a light blue geometric earth against a starry sky, contemplating the most recent loss of his dearest companion, Yoshi, whose death he must witness - as well as his own - over and over for all of eternity. Will I ever find rest?, he wondered. Will any of us?
April 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A majestic eagle in a cowboy hat against the backdrop of a waving American flag stares nobly toward the horizon as the economy crashes and yet another gulag gets constructed in El Salvador. The caption reads: "*Eagle sounds*" USA! USA!
April 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Every dollar I don't give to authoritarian ass-kissers sparks joy 🌸
A female soldier cheerfully shouts, "I'm doing my part!" In this case it's from Starship Troopers and she's talking about 86ing giant bugs but really we're talking about enraged suburban moms who'll take their diaper dollars to places that don't roll over in record speed when gently prompted by authoritarian governments. Suck it, Target 🤙🏼
April 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A giant black cat treads atop a black and yellow striped snake atop a yellow flag. "OH LAWD HE TREADING," it reads, bc, well, here we are lmao
April 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Good for you, friend 🥲 We need folks to get comfortable with being uncomfortable and show up to save what's ours. I'm doing it too. We can let the world see what we stand for.
The poster writing in this screenshot is describing their journey from remaining calm but tuned-out and complacent during 45's term because they were comfortable, to reading an article about how Hitler came to power because many thought it wasn't affecting them so they didn't need to act, to deciding they wanted to do something more during 47's term to fight for their country, so they will be getting comfortable with being uncomfortable and protesting peacefully in DC for the first time. I am proud of them.
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Thomas the Train knows where you've been and where you're going. Thomas the Train stares his dead-eyed stare directly into your soul. Thomas the Train, on a blue sky day amidst the clouds and the trees, screams "CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER" into the void. He has nothing left to fear. He has become unstoppable.
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I'll be at one in my town since I can't make it to my state cap! I'm a car full of pissed off senior citizens lmao, all of whom depend on SS, and my partner who's never been to a protest before. Strength in numbers, baby
A fabulous cream-colored hamster in a pink convertible and pink sunglasses drives on the grass in the sparkling sun. The text decries that "the horrors persist, but so do I" 😎
March 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A beguiling pair of red-hot coils atop a white enamel stovetop range call to you, their siren song nigh irresistible. They whisper, "This man is your FRIEND. He fights for FREEDOM," daring you to touch them and experience the Freedom Fire. You could also lick them if you wanted, which is clearly what Elon seems into these days
March 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Super bummed for them
Panel 1, man is concerned: "Oh no!" Panel 2, man is unconcerned: "Anyway-"
March 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Every single person (besides Goldberg) on the Signal chat
Ralph sits under a row of elementary school desks eating paste. Ralph thinks paste is delicious. Ralph would be a better leader than virtually anyone in the entire Trump administration.
March 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Pete should have stuck to board games because war games seem a bit out of his depth
The unlucky Monopoly Chance card is orange with an old-timey illustration of a policeman taking the Monopoly Man, sans tophat, presumably to jail. The text says, "Chance - Go directly TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200".
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"We are currently clean on OPSEC"...
An orange and black songbird perches on a bright green branch, speaking for us all as it screams wordlessly into the void
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Jesus Christ yes, no one has time or energy for your boring ass proclamations of "WE'RE COOKED." Lead, follow, or get out the way bruh
Zoidberg, in formal suit and bowtie, heckles in a crowd while sitting next to Dr. Farnsworth and Hermes Conrad. He declares, "Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad," and he is correct
March 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Been thinking about this a lot and I'm here for it. ResistLib wine moms, Never-Trump Rs, regretful single-issue voters, card-carrying DSA members, whatever. I don't give a shit, let's just do this thing
Regina George leads the Mean Girls in her white convertible to victory. She looks on disdainfully while saying, probably, "Get in losers, we're saving democracy"
March 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Become ungovernable through sudden incompetence and quiet spite🌷
A screenshot with the following text: "And when the Nazis invaded and occupied Denmark in the 1940s, non-cooperation was near-total. No one remembered how to run the railroad. Teachers had to leave school early to tend to their gardens. Factory workers slowed down or stopped production altogether. Danes obscured the identities of their Jewish neighbors, gave them temporary haven, and secured their passage through fishing boats to neutral territory, saving thousands of lives."
March 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Chaos trombone
A young man kneeling on a concrete road against a backdrop of pleasant green trees aggressively plays the trombone at a squirrel that is presumably, ahem, "sleeping" on the ground beside him. The picture is titled "Let me serenade you"
March 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Oh so I see they are now gunning for the "vaccines make kids trans via autism" angle, neat
A delightful pink plushie axolotl with beady black eyes stares into your soul over a bed of flames while stating, with a flat gaze, "I am seriously at my limit." And it is TRUE
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM