duke
sumericumenin.bsky.social
duke
@sumericumenin.bsky.social
Challenge Pissing Champion 19xx - 2023.
UK
Becoming Blueskys first account to post videos of actual unabashed murders on the TL captioned "Was he wrong for this? 🤔"
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 AM
A storm blows from paradise
April 5, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Imagine the culinary implications if it was the Danes, with all their pickled herrings and such, who settled the Americas? Thank god it was us who carried out that horrible crime.
February 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Call me country way I leave em western 💯
February 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
In honour of the brave boys of the Somme and Passchendaele I will be smoking that GAS from now until November 11
November 1, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Walking to the 24/7 shop to buy more beer and hearing WW2 propaganda narrators declaim "Here are the freedoms the Nazi menace sought to crush. Though he may be different from you and me, he is nevertheless a monument to Liberty"
October 20, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Thatcher was right honestly about buses nothing makes you feel more like a bum than being on a double decker slowly inching along in traffic
October 18, 2023 at 7:55 AM
All Quiet on the Western Front themed escape room you enter the first room and there's a dude with a German pike helmet shooting a machine gun at you and you immediately lose
October 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Sending all of my invite codes to various government and regulatory agencies. Their presence here would legitimise the site.
October 8, 2023 at 2:34 PM
There was a "Leyland" symbol on my train to work today despite being built after Leyland stopped being a thing did I wake up in the alt tl where it's 1976 forever we never privatised anything and there's no poofs about
September 20, 2023 at 7:38 AM
If you don't have the red heart in your top 5 emojis it means you've wasted your entire life
September 13, 2023 at 7:00 AM
Think someone found a post of mine on here specifically by searching Ed Davey. A baffling thing to do
September 8, 2023 at 9:57 PM
You shouldn't have pics of you feeling pure joy your pics should only be you looking hard about to boot someone's head in etc
September 7, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Logged onto discord one of my main servers had spent past 5 hours roasting my leaked Google maps timeline saying shit like "Did you see how many times he went to the 24 hour store in November 2017?"
September 3, 2023 at 10:01 AM
General Luigi Cadorna after 150,000 Italian troops die in the 10th Battle of the Isonzo
August 25, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Some great wikis out there must be said.
August 24, 2023 at 6:20 AM
The absolute least respectable position you can take is hoping the Tories win because of how much you hate Keir Starmer,.you should be hoping for a 1000 year Ed Davey empire.
August 20, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Not only is it real, but if we pray hard enough, it is achievable.
Everyone talking about the upcoming Labour victory has failed to consider a Lib Dem military junta (real)
August 20, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Nail bed injuries are the most annoying I think you can get that don't involve hospitalisation. Uber eats delivering vaseline at 10:30 pm on a Sunday they must think I'm not just a sex pervert but an unemployed one
August 20, 2023 at 10:27 PM
If I was in the Helen Keller situation my ass would have never have figured that out I'd be going "Buhhhh" internally for 70 years
August 18, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Wish I had a lady who would annoy fuck out of me by texting each day "Learning about income tax king? "learning about capital allowances king?" "Learning about Corporation tax today king?" And so on
August 16, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Got a giddy thrill yesterday seeing the client I was working on had a crane from 1967 on their books. Imagine, an asset that old! A fallow life it must be said
August 9, 2023 at 7:59 AM
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we need to bring that Deadliest Warrior show back IMO. we could heal culture with a tv show purely designed to make guys go “fuck yeah” after seeing a bunch of ballistic dummies get shredded by IEDs in an episode titled “IRA Vs Shining Path”
August 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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The waters of the river became bitter wormwood and many died from drinking it. An eagle cried "woe, woe," and flew to the heavens. A bottomless hole opened and vapor rose from it, vapor which gave way to locusts that held dominion over the Earth.

- Caitlyn
August 6, 2023 at 6:16 AM
The deep conflict of seeing a podcast that looks interesting until you realise you know one of the co hosts for being embarrassing in a discord server 4 years ago and you simply have to abstain on principle.
August 4, 2023 at 2:06 PM