Rusty Shackleford
@sumcallmetimm.bsky.social
Former christian, one uh them science lovin', satan worshipin' bi-sexual, pervy, GenX democrats. Y me encanta el español.
Gen X, No, seriously there was this character and he was a mechanic on this weird TV show, and his name was...
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Gen X, No, seriously there was this character and he was a mechanic on this weird TV show, and his name was...
May 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I think if I still had to write term papers, I might bully them. "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to edit you here in a few minutes, after a break, so you just get ready for a grammatical and spelling error pummeling! Prepare to be proofread, Paper!"
March 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think if I still had to write term papers, I might bully them. "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to edit you here in a few minutes, after a break, so you just get ready for a grammatical and spelling error pummeling! Prepare to be proofread, Paper!"
Many of you, like me cannot afford therapy, so tacos, horchata, and cannabis it tiz. If that doesn't help depression, I don't know what else can be done.
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Many of you, like me cannot afford therapy, so tacos, horchata, and cannabis it tiz. If that doesn't help depression, I don't know what else can be done.
They're going after her, now! I fucking hate these gd assholes!
March 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
They're going after her, now! I fucking hate these gd assholes!
"It's not enough for us to be right, we have to be effective." -Cyril deGrasse Tyson (father of Neil), civil rights leader, New York 1960s.
March 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"It's not enough for us to be right, we have to be effective." -Cyril deGrasse Tyson (father of Neil), civil rights leader, New York 1960s.
I want a barn scene though.
March 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want a barn scene though.
"de oppresso liber" is not who I am anymore."
February 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"de oppresso liber" is not who I am anymore."
Are Vulcans greedy? Hell no! That's illogical my human.
December 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Are Vulcans greedy? Hell no! That's illogical my human.
My name is Monday.
December 18, 2024 at 6:35 AM
My name is Monday.
Headline: King Charles III thanks Trump for having Epstein killed
King Chuck, whispers like a ventriloquist, "Thanks for having the guy who set up my lame bitch ass brother killed."
T, "wait, that was us? I thought you guys sent in an MI6 team or something."
King Chuck, whispers like a ventriloquist, "Thanks for having the guy who set up my lame bitch ass brother killed."
T, "wait, that was us? I thought you guys sent in an MI6 team or something."
December 10, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Headline: King Charles III thanks Trump for having Epstein killed
King Chuck, whispers like a ventriloquist, "Thanks for having the guy who set up my lame bitch ass brother killed."
T, "wait, that was us? I thought you guys sent in an MI6 team or something."
King Chuck, whispers like a ventriloquist, "Thanks for having the guy who set up my lame bitch ass brother killed."
T, "wait, that was us? I thought you guys sent in an MI6 team or something."
Love the JELLO-O box art...wonder why
December 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Love the JELLO-O box art...wonder why
I want to start a vintage moped gang that drives around the city and picks up the litter in the parks in exchange for getting to keep whatever their metal detectors pick up in the parks.
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I want to start a vintage moped gang that drives around the city and picks up the litter in the parks in exchange for getting to keep whatever their metal detectors pick up in the parks.
We used to get tv channels and radio music for free, paid for by advertising, then evrythng went digital and internet based. They told us we'd get EVEN MORE if we paid a little for it. Then they slowly shrank the "MORE" over time, like that frog in a pot, we didn't notice. Now there's 2 YouTube adds
December 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
We used to get tv channels and radio music for free, paid for by advertising, then evrythng went digital and internet based. They told us we'd get EVEN MORE if we paid a little for it. Then they slowly shrank the "MORE" over time, like that frog in a pot, we didn't notice. Now there's 2 YouTube adds
What if instead of Speed Limit:55, the gov was like, “You CAN drive all the way to 55 if you want!”
Driver: Really?
Gov: Ah, go on already
Driver: Wow, a 6th gear!
Gov: Yeah man, breeze in your hair, listen to the Eagles, drivin’ down P C H.
Driver: Really?
Gov: Ah, go on already
Driver: Wow, a 6th gear!
Gov: Yeah man, breeze in your hair, listen to the Eagles, drivin’ down P C H.
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
What if instead of Speed Limit:55, the gov was like, “You CAN drive all the way to 55 if you want!”
Driver: Really?
Gov: Ah, go on already
Driver: Wow, a 6th gear!
Gov: Yeah man, breeze in your hair, listen to the Eagles, drivin’ down P C H.
Driver: Really?
Gov: Ah, go on already
Driver: Wow, a 6th gear!
Gov: Yeah man, breeze in your hair, listen to the Eagles, drivin’ down P C H.