Ha! Vulvas would NEVER -I thought he was cloaking undescended testes

Perfectly illustrated here

I can’t “heart” this, but calling that oozing cyst “El
Douchae” has my heart

Serving clownery is fierce

George Saunders is weaponized! Mediocre minds FAFO

Sluggo’s impulse to (b)eat the rich is always admirable

My SO just saw this first US robin of the season fighting a mirror on an Audi —it was beefy, yo! Full on Angry Bird

💯 Elle is a phenomenal person! I am grateful for the dedication to nerdy brain buzzing content @ellecordova.bsky.social

I myself, am “environmentally embrittled” and have little immunity to the fast flying sh!t

Random thought on weird “streaky” thumb -it appears to be streaking under the nail bed. I read today that can be a symptom of a type of melanoma and that melanoma can be aggressive 💀

Probably not his abnormally small hand, whoever it is, they should probably stop playing golf in sunny Mar Lago.

Don’t reside in Huntington Beach, neutral about f-ball activities, but down for media light attractions to cut this sh!t out

(Fun fact! Have Vikings logo on thrifted bike gloves: was going to remove, but nah… Now -fully fist in the air pumping for this punting pulpit preacher ✊🏼)

That hits

Yam Tits = officially recognized as best title for Executive POS I have seen

Thank you for your service!🫡

Yup. Someone had the audacity to take suffer4art handle already…