Sue Schwartz
@sueschwartz13.bsky.social
In-house attorney. Dog mom. Jersey girl 4ever. VGK 🏒, Duke 🏀, Ohio State 🏈🏆, & Dodgers ⚾🏆 fan. Believe in the Oxford Comma & 2 spaces after a period. Incapable of folding fitted sheets.
“Welcome To The Jungle” came on the radio just as I pulled into the joint Walmart/Sam’s Club parking lot (for a Walmart order pickup). If that’s not appropriate, I don’t know what is.
May 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Welcome To The Jungle” came on the radio just as I pulled into the joint Walmart/Sam’s Club parking lot (for a Walmart order pickup). If that’s not appropriate, I don’t know what is.
Been a minute. And by minute I mean since last season.
March 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Been a minute. And by minute I mean since last season.
I did not have a blowout (either way) on my bingo card.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I did not have a blowout (either way) on my bingo card.
She unknowingly posed for me this morning 🥰😍
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
She unknowingly posed for me this morning 🥰😍
This game is drunk and it’s not even halfway through the 1st period.
January 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This game is drunk and it’s not even halfway through the 1st period.
Wow, Madison Keys! 🎾🏆
January 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wow, Madison Keys! 🎾🏆
Important life hack: If you use packets to make your hot chocolate/cocoa, use 2 packets instead of 1.
a blue mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows and a candy cane and the words hot chocolate weather below it
ALT: a blue mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows and a candy cane and the words hot chocolate weather below it
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January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Important life hack: If you use packets to make your hot chocolate/cocoa, use 2 packets instead of 1.
Dog or potato? 🥔
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dog or potato? 🥔
Drifting off to sleep to the dulcet tones of an Ohio State National Championship replay 🏆❤️🩶😴
January 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Drifting off to sleep to the dulcet tones of an Ohio State National Championship replay 🏆❤️🩶😴
RIP Lexie’s dish, 2023-2025.
Her buddy decided it was a chew toy.
Her buddy decided it was a chew toy.
January 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
RIP Lexie’s dish, 2023-2025.
Her buddy decided it was a chew toy.
Her buddy decided it was a chew toy.
Reposted by Sue Schwartz
This is so cool.
In 1990 The Nicholas Brothers recreating a dance from 1935. 🔥🔥
In 1990 The Nicholas Brothers recreating a dance from 1935. 🔥🔥
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
This is so cool.
In 1990 The Nicholas Brothers recreating a dance from 1935. 🔥🔥
In 1990 The Nicholas Brothers recreating a dance from 1935. 🔥🔥
The SEC Championship game is BANANAS 😱
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
The SEC Championship game is BANANAS 😱
And Ryan Day* just called his last play against TTUN.
*as Ohio State’s HC
*as Ohio State’s HC
November 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
And Ryan Day* just called his last play against TTUN.
*as Ohio State’s HC
*as Ohio State’s HC
Ross Bjork right now.
an elderly woman in a red sweater and scarf says i 'm just going to make
ALT: an elderly woman in a red sweater and scarf says i 'm just going to make
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November 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Ross Bjork right now.
Ryan Day is calling plays and you can’t tell me otherwise. WTF?!?!? 🤬
One team has nothing to lose. The other team is playing like they’re afraid for their lives. Wonder why 🤔
a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .
ALT: a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .
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November 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Ryan Day is calling plays and you can’t tell me otherwise. WTF?!?!? 🤬
One team has nothing to lose. The other team is playing like they’re afraid for their lives. Wonder why 🤔
a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .
ALT: a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
One team has nothing to lose. The other team is playing like they’re afraid for their lives. Wonder why 🤔
Proofing for 3 hours
November 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Proofing for 3 hours
Currently making the traditional Thanksgiving challah.
November 27, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Currently making the traditional Thanksgiving challah.