Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody
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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody
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Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. Parody
School shootings?
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me after I’ve changed my bedding
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Curious as to why there was a fire engine outside…..

Maybe a gammon exploded after reading about a drag queen on Strictly
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Used to pop in this pub occasionally

Not going to again
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’ve got two degrees
And I got 3/4 of the way thru a PHD

no way I’m qualified enough to do this though …..
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not today - but I think I made Mor’du angry
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Going to see Peter Hook and the Light this week

This is the set list from another show this week

Looks like he realises that most people aren’t there for his recent work!
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oops
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Whoops
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nah
Can’t agree
Let him try to sue as I’m sure it’ll be under UK law
And his lawyers are shite
They’ll lose
BIGLY
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At least he’s still got his concrete growing business
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Has anyone ever done any better acting - without saying a word
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m dead sophisticated, me like
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tempted to say Bowie
Or Prince
But Kirsty MacColl
She died protecting her kids
And she’s never had justice
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
But, but,
Immigrants…..
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Scared shitless of being revealed as a load of useless, corrupt, racist chancers

Using the Panorama “scandal”
as an excuse
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Would you go into a pub like this?
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Post gym meal
45 minutes strength and conditioning
Then
45 minutes kettlebells

Do this every Tuesday
So treat myself to a low carb / high protein takeaway
Donner kebab, lots of salad, chilli sauce, pitta bread

Yummy
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Stolen from FB
Name the sci-fi horror film
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I really hope this is a parody
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM