If you ever wonder if you can have an impact, I suggest getting a small bird and seeing how they quickly begin to run your home.

Neighborhood night watch is slacking. In his defense the laundry is warm from the dryer!

Bread bakers will understand and now, so do I. I am making milk bread and the dough is supposed be kneaded into “window pane” consistency. I succeeded with help from my kitchen aid mixer. It didn’t happen in one day. I was persistent in my learning. Isn’t that obnoxious?

McD’s, this is deeply disturbing.

Crockpot Ziti Ratatouille (see comments for recipe found on the box of my fancy new $20 crockpot)

I just sorted all the ingredients in the cupboards so I know what I can make; all the while my birb screamed orders at me. Now I want take out.