Captain Easychord
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Captain Easychord
@suddenstars.bsky.social
Secondary school maths teacher, guitarist in too many bands, running addict, loves debating politics.
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This is going to ring true to this guy’s idiot fan base because it’s largely true. Timing may not make any difference to the allegations but it’s true we are now getting a very late, very isolated bout of Noticing Things that could and should have been noticed many years earlier.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Your wish is my command.
November 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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We know that’s not true!
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Liz Truss due to her brief stint as PM receives a lifetime pension worth £100,000 annually and £1 million in 24 hour year round security.

Funded by the taxpayer to spend all her time talking down the UK.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A really interesting listen for anyone who wants to get beyond the surface of the budget.

My summary - we're pretty stuffed because over the last couple of decades we've underinvested (austerity) and made stupid decisions (brexit). We need to think long term.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The Briefing Room - Why does the UK have a problem with productivity? - BBC Sounds
What are the consequences of the UK's low productivity growth?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Do you rely on others for support?

From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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As soon as a UK government of any party appoints a brown female politician as a Home Secretary my heart sinks because I know the only way she has reached that position is a willingness to cheerlead the most racist , cruel inhumane policies that no senior white male MP would dare to announce.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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The Home Secretary says "we have become the destination of choice in Europe, clearly visible to every people smuggler and would-be illegal migrant across the world"

That is a factually untrue claim: the Home Office shows that the UK is fifth, getting 1/10 claims, while Germany gets 1/5 claims
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Just wilful performative cruelty that is entirely out of step with the majority of British people.

How many Labour MPs got into politics in order to vote for stealing jewellery off of people seeking refuge from war and persecution?
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The right: "Immigrants don't make an effort to integrate into UK society.and culture."

Also the right: "Make immigrants wait 20 years for citizenship, meaning they could be deported at any time and will have to spend two decades in limbo, not knowing whether the UK is their home? Yep, great idea."
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can someone with a Telegraph subscription have a look for what they wrote in Jan 2021 and see if they blamed Trump for the violence? I'll bet they did somewhere.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Labour + green + lib dem + SNP = 51%. The narrative that Reform represent the "silent majority" is rubbish. If Reform get in it will only be through a total failure of the FPTP system.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
So trump's going to sue Boris Johnson now is he?
Left: Boris Johnson attacking the BBC over Panorama's coverage of Trump on Jan 6th

Right: Boris Johnson criticising Trump over Jan 6th

A former British PM attacking the BBC, is that really patriotism?
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Straight up racism.
"I wouldn't expect someone like Adil Ray to understand...I'd love to have grabbed Adil Ray by the scruff of the neck & thrown him back to 1944... on the beaches of Normandy... and also for him to look to his left and his right and realise they look nothing like him."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkng...
'Grab Adil Ray By The Scruff Of The Neck' Says Former UK Special Forces Officer Ant Middleton
YouTube video by TalkTV
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Pundit critics: “We need to disrupt orthodoxies!”

BBC (just occasionally) runs some daring coverage

Same critics: “no, not my orthodoxies!”
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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"They are so convinced their politics isn’t really politics, but just some default setting shared with much of the country..."

True of so many commentators on the Right.
The reaction to the Panorama edit has been nothing short of hysterical. Yes the BBC has some impartiality problems. But its biggest isn't the one you think.

New piece from me.

open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...
The truth about impartiality at the BBC
And the hysteria of the current "crisis"
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Oh dearie me! How shocking?

Any ideas of just who, exactly, may have betrayed small business owners?

I guess we’ll never know.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Should Gibb be sacked? yes, obviously. He's an abomination of basic journalistic standards. His GB News channel spreads conspiracy theory & disinformation. His Jewish Chronicle newspaper spreads invented stories. He is plainly trying to undermine the BBC so it's as bad as everything else he touches.
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Standing up to a tyrant - who is willing to impose pain as leverage to compel loyalty or acquiescence - is hard. You can convince yourself that yielding stops the pain and brings you back to "normal".

But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM