Pal
@suddeninfluenza.bsky.social
19 | author, filmmaker, artist, shitposter, rubik's cube understander
I’m on an autism diet. Acetaminophen, and I eat it
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m on an autism diet. Acetaminophen, and I eat it
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(them): you can’t do fuck friday this year, you always mess things up
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
February 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
(them): you can’t do fuck friday this year, you always mess things up
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
Snuffbait bunnygirl who’s in denial but can’t stop watching rabbit dispatch videos on the internet
August 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Snuffbait bunnygirl who’s in denial but can’t stop watching rabbit dispatch videos on the internet
they fuckin made everyone in marvel rivals hot
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
they fuckin made everyone in marvel rivals hot
chat. did orwell just trick me into reading theory?? i’ve been fucking had
June 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
chat. did orwell just trick me into reading theory?? i’ve been fucking had
my body is a machine that turns FOOD into SHIT
May 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my body is a machine that turns FOOD into SHIT
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your government-mandated estrogen capsules
March 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your government-mandated estrogen capsules
sometimes i forget no one on the internet is real
March 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
sometimes i forget no one on the internet is real
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I'm not single because I lack a personality. I'm single because I'm addicted to lying
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm not single because I lack a personality. I'm single because I'm addicted to lying
*handing u a donut but i accidentally take a bite* oops omg i didn't mean to do THAT i just.... lost control
March 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*handing u a donut but i accidentally take a bite* oops omg i didn't mean to do THAT i just.... lost control
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Always remember they're going after trans people not because trans people became too public, not because trans people asked for too much, not because trans people had too many genders, not because trans people were annoying online.
They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.
They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Always remember they're going after trans people not because trans people became too public, not because trans people asked for too much, not because trans people had too many genders, not because trans people were annoying online.
They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.
They're going after trans people because they lost to gay people.
was demonstrating to a friend how unreliable ChatGPT is and forgot I taught it to do this when corrected
February 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
was demonstrating to a friend how unreliable ChatGPT is and forgot I taught it to do this when corrected
(them): you can’t do fuck friday this year, you always mess things up
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
February 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
(them): you can’t do fuck friday this year, you always mess things up
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
(me): i don’t give a fuck.
(them): exactly
(reddit): remember when that bean tried to rape Morty? was that epic foreshadowing or what!
(bsky): this is a serious topic and i cannot even believe you would consider joking about it. harlequin babies are people, humans, not fodder for your dc fart comic joke
(xitter): what if we ban fahrenheit451
(bsky): this is a serious topic and i cannot even believe you would consider joking about it. harlequin babies are people, humans, not fodder for your dc fart comic joke
(xitter): what if we ban fahrenheit451
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
(reddit): remember when that bean tried to rape Morty? was that epic foreshadowing or what!
(bsky): this is a serious topic and i cannot even believe you would consider joking about it. harlequin babies are people, humans, not fodder for your dc fart comic joke
(xitter): what if we ban fahrenheit451
(bsky): this is a serious topic and i cannot even believe you would consider joking about it. harlequin babies are people, humans, not fodder for your dc fart comic joke
(xitter): what if we ban fahrenheit451
I can only sleep one hour at time
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 AM
I can only sleep one hour at time
fuckin librals wanna see me eat half a tub of chocolate ice cream
December 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
fuckin librals wanna see me eat half a tub of chocolate ice cream
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take a deep breath and carefully place a spider into your mouth. slowly add more until your mouth is full of spiders. congratulations
December 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
take a deep breath and carefully place a spider into your mouth. slowly add more until your mouth is full of spiders. congratulations
communism is when your ass itches, and capitalism is when you can pay a hooker to scratch that for ya
December 16, 2024 at 7:18 AM
communism is when your ass itches, and capitalism is when you can pay a hooker to scratch that for ya
People born in the year “1984” are now 84 years old! 😲
December 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
People born in the year “1984” are now 84 years old! 😲
what im trying to say is that maybe i wouldn't be so "freaky" to you if you just TRIED drinking my piss from a funnel
December 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
what im trying to say is that maybe i wouldn't be so "freaky" to you if you just TRIED drinking my piss from a funnel
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