Scholar of Y'all
@suckerjawn.bsky.social
Comes a time we are all enthusiasm!
My upcoming posts promise to elicit uproarious laughter
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My upcoming posts promise to elicit uproarious laughter
Great overview of the technofash movement
June 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Great overview of the technofash movement
I swear to fucking god man, take one more fucking step and I'll respond in a time, place, and manner of my choosing
Asked how he plans to respond to the Justice Department's attempt to prosecute a Democratic congresswoman, Hakeem Jeffries repeats the same line twice: they'll respond "in a time, place, and manner of our choosing."
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I swear to fucking god man, take one more fucking step and I'll respond in a time, place, and manner of my choosing
Leftists: learn to shoot
May 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Leftists: learn to shoot
Reposted by Scholar of Y'all
this is incredibly moving to me -- I'm fond of that song (it contains one of Wurster's sickest fills EVER), and like...this is it. This is the place. We're usually far from here but we're from here. Thanks Alex.
LIVE FROM THE NDUTU BEDS
I covered @themountaingoats.bsky.social "Sourdoire Valley Song" at Olduvai Gorge at sunset
I covered @themountaingoats.bsky.social "Sourdoire Valley Song" at Olduvai Gorge at sunset
May 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this is incredibly moving to me -- I'm fond of that song (it contains one of Wurster's sickest fills EVER), and like...this is it. This is the place. We're usually far from here but we're from here. Thanks Alex.
This is the happiest person on planet earth
May 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is the happiest person on planet earth
Hetting hit on by strangers on the bus, slinging java for big wigs, things of that nature
May 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hetting hit on by strangers on the bus, slinging java for big wigs, things of that nature
My 8 year old is blackpilled about the cops
May 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My 8 year old is blackpilled about the cops
Read this and for a split second thought "damn, they got the gangster of love?"
if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Read this and for a split second thought "damn, they got the gangster of love?"
How do we combat the demonization of empathy?
May 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How do we combat the demonization of empathy?
Just absolutely licking out my friends earhole
May 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just absolutely licking out my friends earhole
I was just thinking, what is wrong with me? Have I forgotten how to have fun? Then I remembered most od you are often drunk
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I was just thinking, what is wrong with me? Have I forgotten how to have fun? Then I remembered most od you are often drunk
"Purity test" is a dogwhistle lol
I check in here a few times a week, and genuinely want to be on here more, but 90% of my mentions are usually complaints that I haven’t passed someone’s purity test. It’s wild.
May 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Purity test" is a dogwhistle lol
I like music you can't help but notice
May 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I like music you can't help but notice
Someone online today got mad at me for calling them a dipshit "without consent"
May 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Someone online today got mad at me for calling them a dipshit "without consent"
Welcome to the matchbox! 1800/mo no utilities included. Parking stall for an extra $200 monthly. No pets. No children. No joy. Must provide last 5 years of pay stubs and 50cc of newborn child blood. 900 credit score required
May 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Welcome to the matchbox! 1800/mo no utilities included. Parking stall for an extra $200 monthly. No pets. No children. No joy. Must provide last 5 years of pay stubs and 50cc of newborn child blood. 900 credit score required
Spending 2 hours passionately outlining all the rhetorical flaws in the arguments of the Professional Discord Sower
May 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Spending 2 hours passionately outlining all the rhetorical flaws in the arguments of the Professional Discord Sower
They killed john henry
They killed john henry
They killed john henry but they wont kill me
They killed john henry
They killed john henry but they wont kill me
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They killed john henry
They killed john henry
They killed john henry but they wont kill me
They killed john henry
They killed john henry but they wont kill me
When youre off Twitter and bloosk for a bit, you lose the brain for it. I just unfollowed a profoundly unfunny and annoying account that like 25% of my moots were following. Im going thru changes.....
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When youre off Twitter and bloosk for a bit, you lose the brain for it. I just unfollowed a profoundly unfunny and annoying account that like 25% of my moots were following. Im going thru changes.....
A broken cock fucks twice a day
May 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A broken cock fucks twice a day
They fell in love like a neoliberal government turns fascist-- slowly, then all at once
April 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
They fell in love like a neoliberal government turns fascist-- slowly, then all at once