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"Vending Machine Operator" and "Cigarettes Distributor" are so oddly specific. Also, how is a gem/metal dealer different from a jeweler?
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Vending Machine Operator" and "Cigarettes Distributor" are so oddly specific. Also, how is a gem/metal dealer different from a jeweler?
Fled Cruz didn't even defend his own wife when Tangerine Palpatine called her ugly. He let a trip to Cancún get between him and the freezing Texans he swore to protect. He also abandoned his dog. I'm so tired of him.
September 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fled Cruz didn't even defend his own wife when Tangerine Palpatine called her ugly. He let a trip to Cancún get between him and the freezing Texans he swore to protect. He also abandoned his dog. I'm so tired of him.
1 Onion subscriber vs. 20 people who don't understand satire
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
1 Onion subscriber vs. 20 people who don't understand satire
I adore the tummy stretch marks 😍
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I adore the tummy stretch marks 😍
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
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June 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Target's "Get Back in the Closet Queer" collection.
May 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Target's "Get Back in the Closet Queer" collection.
Amen! We deserved a film adaptation that was true to the book 😭
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Amen! We deserved a film adaptation that was true to the book 😭
Forgot what the date was for a second
a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
Alt: A Black football player with the word patriots on his shirt says "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie".
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April 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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In the 3rd profile OP posted, the woman's husband is at the gym from 4:45 am to 9 am.
March 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In the 3rd profile OP posted, the woman's husband is at the gym from 4:45 am to 9 am.
They'll buy all these devices and supplements to prevent/remove "toxins" but they'll eat raw diary which can actually contain shiga toxin from E. coli?! Make it make sense.
March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They'll buy all these devices and supplements to prevent/remove "toxins" but they'll eat raw diary which can actually contain shiga toxin from E. coli?! Make it make sense.
I don't know who "us" is but odds are I actually do hate them if they're getting publicly humiliated at a town hall.
March 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't know who "us" is but odds are I actually do hate them if they're getting publicly humiliated at a town hall.
And this is what I'm doing with my hands
March 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
And this is what I'm doing with my hands
"Du Jour means seat belts!"
March 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Du Jour means seat belts!"
