Rhea the Retropony
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Rhea the Retropony
@succupony.bsky.social
VERY NSFW 18+ Reality-shifting Trickster Goddess - Hyper/Giga/Beyond - Any/All Pronouns - Will vent, a lot, deal with it - Retro Gaming Milf Horse - Will block subscribestar users
You pay me tribute with your planets sluttiest boiwife or I eat your planet. Simple. >:3
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh my god this is too cute, I still want the life-size lucario boiwife too
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Not that this would be difficult to do, just that it's a thing sadly :(
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's not here to stay but unfortunately all the big publishers sans potentially Nintendo (though the statement they gave is weasel-worded to give them an out for non-art tasks) are forcing devs to use it at the moment so avoiding it will mean skipping at least the next couple years of their output
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Rhea the Retropony
October 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Heyyyyy, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! >:(
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Old Simpson episodes legit bringing me down from the brink of a meltdown, bless you channel 4 and 20 years of rerunning the same 100 or so episodes of the Simpsons
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I'm selling the concept of karmic realignment"

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos >:(
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh sweet jesus I forgot how cringe TV ads were, make it stop...

Dame Judy Dench has sure fallen far to be doing moneysupermarket ads huh yikes
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Awwwhhhgg the denver broncos...
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM