Ombud Sjutton
@subwoofersydney.bsky.social
Social Justice Ranger multiclassing a bit of Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. Definitely not 4 raccoons in a lab coat.
He/Him/They
#ombudSjutton
He/Him/They
#ombudSjutton
My shopping trolley, murdered
My groceries, just gone
My groceries, just gone
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My shopping trolley, murdered
My groceries, just gone
My groceries, just gone
And that’s a FACT!
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
And that’s a FACT!
Being an adult means you can have ice cream for breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Being an adult means you can have ice cream for breakfast
Almost interview o’clock
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Almost interview o’clock
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Well, guess I gotta build an Arceus deck now
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well, guess I gotta build an Arceus deck now
Yes I’m sure all of President Piggy’s connections to Pedophile Island would have been diverged [sic] during the campaign
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yes I’m sure all of President Piggy’s connections to Pedophile Island would have been diverged [sic] during the campaign
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
You’ve got gorgeous nipples
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You’ve got gorgeous nipples
I want it on record that I did not stage this. *THIS* *HAPPENED* *ORGANICALLY* 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I want it on record that I did not stage this. *THIS* *HAPPENED* *ORGANICALLY* 🤣
Congratulations to Representative Clay Higgins (R - La.) on winning this season of Pedophile Protectorate. While all of your teammates either flipped or forfeited, you alone stood strong against justice, morality, and humanity. You win the 2025 Bubba’s Biscuit Award.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Congratulations to Representative Clay Higgins (R - La.) on winning this season of Pedophile Protectorate. While all of your teammates either flipped or forfeited, you alone stood strong against justice, morality, and humanity. You win the 2025 Bubba’s Biscuit Award.
#MusicMonday make up day was successful. I’m going to enjoy filling this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
#MusicMonday make up day was successful. I’m going to enjoy filling this.
Seriously need to stop watching Blake Jennings videos but also, tea
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Seriously need to stop watching Blake Jennings videos but also, tea
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
To the 600 nerds, perverts, and weirdos who make this platform so much better than Facebook, thank you ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
To the 600 nerds, perverts, and weirdos who make this platform so much better than Facebook, thank you ❤️
For these purposes I took “Dominant” and “Submissive” to be the other person’s/people’s traits
(Unretouched version in the comments)
(Unretouched version in the comments)
October 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
For these purposes I took “Dominant” and “Submissive” to be the other person’s/people’s traits
(Unretouched version in the comments)
(Unretouched version in the comments)
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Wait when the fuck did 598 happen!? 😳
(Also best way to commemorate 600?)
(Also best way to commemorate 600?)
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Wait when the fuck did 598 happen!? 😳
(Also best way to commemorate 600?)
(Also best way to commemorate 600?)
I reckon around a 3
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I reckon around a 3
Never Forget: He tore down the White House and released an AI scat fetish fantasy video as a distraction to protect himself from the evidence of his child trafficking and sexual predator history
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Never Forget: He tore down the White House and released an AI scat fetish fantasy video as a distraction to protect himself from the evidence of his child trafficking and sexual predator history
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Special thanks go to my Master, an international visitor, and the stringent customs laws of Kuala Lumpur, for bestowing this new cage on me to see out the final 12 days of #Locktober
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Special thanks go to my Master, an international visitor, and the stringent customs laws of Kuala Lumpur, for bestowing this new cage on me to see out the final 12 days of #Locktober
Testing at an external facility to prove methodology is sound
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Testing at an external facility to prove methodology is sound