Suburban Spartan Dad
@suburbanspartandad.bsky.social
Taking care of my lawn, walking the dog, and indoctrinating my child with all things Green and White.
He is risen. Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today and peaceful final day of Passover as well.
April 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He is risen. Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today and peaceful final day of Passover as well.
When you’re toddler’s gymnastics class turns into the Oklahoma drill without warning (both boys are fine by the way).
April 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you’re toddler’s gymnastics class turns into the Oklahoma drill without warning (both boys are fine by the way).
I hope this is the fresh start that Booker needs. If nothing else, he’ll at least enjoy better weather in January.
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I hope this is the fresh start that Booker needs. If nothing else, he’ll at least enjoy better weather in January.
When I was getting my masters at MSU, a group of us would head to IM East and hoop after class. The day before graduation, our program advisor got us in to the men’s basketball practice gym for our final run. We got to kiss the floor on our way out. This tradition just means more. Go Green 💚
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When I was getting my masters at MSU, a group of us would head to IM East and hoop after class. The day before graduation, our program advisor got us in to the men’s basketball practice gym for our final run. We got to kiss the floor on our way out. This tradition just means more. Go Green 💚
He 100% knew what he was doing. Izzo will never call the dogs off again on this man.
March 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He 100% knew what he was doing. Izzo will never call the dogs off again on this man.
Happy Faturday to those who celebrate. #LongLiveIsaac
March 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Happy Faturday to those who celebrate. #LongLiveIsaac
My two month old has found his smile and his voice in the last week or so and that’s been a lot of fun
March 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My two month old has found his smile and his voice in the last week or so and that’s been a lot of fun
Hilarious self own here by dipshit @elonmusk . Literally like 6 of the 10 highest standard of living and happiness countries on those list. It’s almost like listening to real news and not a KGB backed billionaire man child social posts helps keeps countries productive and happy.
March 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hilarious self own here by dipshit @elonmusk . Literally like 6 of the 10 highest standard of living and happiness countries on those list. It’s almost like listening to real news and not a KGB backed billionaire man child social posts helps keeps countries productive and happy.
The term “belt to ass” is being thrown around a lot these days. However, I can’t think of a better descriptor for this first half.
January 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The term “belt to ass” is being thrown around a lot these days. However, I can’t think of a better descriptor for this first half.
Victory Monday. Unexpected perk of having a newborn is SNF games no longer faze me because I’m up all night anyway😂. Go Lions!
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Victory Monday. Unexpected perk of having a newborn is SNF games no longer faze me because I’m up all night anyway😂. Go Lions!
I know we got a little snow last night, but I think Apple Weather might be just a touch off on the total snowfall estimate
January 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I know we got a little snow last night, but I think Apple Weather might be just a touch off on the total snowfall estimate
Update, it was a victory Gin and Tonic. Go Green 💚
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Update, it was a victory Gin and Tonic. Go Green 💚
I’m on the couch downstairs sweating bullets, and my toddler is upstairs just chilling. It almost makes me sad that I’m going to instill my emotionally crippling fandom onto him one day.
January 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m on the couch downstairs sweating bullets, and my toddler is upstairs just chilling. It almost makes me sad that I’m going to instill my emotionally crippling fandom onto him one day.
The Bluey PJs just hit different. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
The Bluey PJs just hit different. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
Setting up for Christmas as a parent clears Christmas as a kid by a mile.
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Setting up for Christmas as a parent clears Christmas as a kid by a mile.
Like Izzo though, the Christmas spirit always perks him up.
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Like Izzo though, the Christmas spirit always perks him up.
My oldest channeling his inner Tom Izzo at breakfast this morning. In my morning delirium I had left my coffee mug on the counter which clearly frustrated him. Freshman mistake on my part. Inexcusable.
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
My oldest channeling his inner Tom Izzo at breakfast this morning. In my morning delirium I had left my coffee mug on the counter which clearly frustrated him. Freshman mistake on my part. Inexcusable.
Our new little man joined us on Tuesday afternoon. He and mom are both happy and healthy and his older brother is clearly quite curious. Dad is simply feeling blessed.
December 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Our new little man joined us on Tuesday afternoon. He and mom are both happy and healthy and his older brother is clearly quite curious. Dad is simply feeling blessed.
It’s that time of year again. Super excited to see who we get in the portal, but let’s be honest with our expectations unless they’ve put up serious numbers at their previous school.
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
It’s that time of year again. Super excited to see who we get in the portal, but let’s be honest with our expectations unless they’ve put up serious numbers at their previous school.
Apologies to Jonathan Smith, I was not familiar with your game, sir
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Apologies to Jonathan Smith, I was not familiar with your game, sir
When your toddler can’t decide which team’s gear he wants for the day
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
When your toddler can’t decide which team’s gear he wants for the day
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
So, like everyone that can play any kind of pass coverage. Cool. Cal Haladay starting at Nickel!
November 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
So, like everyone that can play any kind of pass coverage. Cool. Cal Haladay starting at Nickel!