Subordinate Clause
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@arseblog.com Andrew, you really need to watch this, I saw it last week while watching my other love, Dundee United and couldn't believe my ears. I've actually paid £5.99 to St Mirren TV for a month's subscription just to get this clip
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@arseblog.com Andrew, you really need to watch this, I saw it last week while watching my other love, Dundee United and couldn't believe my ears. I've actually paid £5.99 to St Mirren TV for a month's subscription just to get this clip
Definite final shout for tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Definite final shout for tonight.
This is the first of (hopefully) many quarterly nights I'm running upstairs at The Pub in Lancaster. The USP is it's a dance night, no breaks between acts, just like it would be in a club with DJs. First night is 6th December and it's free entry which is pretty pleasing.
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is the first of (hopefully) many quarterly nights I'm running upstairs at The Pub in Lancaster. The USP is it's a dance night, no breaks between acts, just like it would be in a club with DJs. First night is 6th December and it's free entry which is pretty pleasing.
Even more mega now I have the right performer name for Andy!
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Even more mega now I have the right performer name for Andy!
This is gonna be mega
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is gonna be mega
Gigs till the end of the year
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Gigs till the end of the year
Got 2 tickets for this tonight if anyone wants them gratis
August 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Got 2 tickets for this tonight if anyone wants them gratis
My milkman's 2025 calendar
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My milkman's 2025 calendar
Still at Dovedale Towers
July 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Still at Dovedale Towers
Due to a double booking this gig is being brought forward to Friday 8th August. Luckily we found out today so Tez has managed to find another venue in time. Should have details tomorrow.
July 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Due to a double booking this gig is being brought forward to Friday 8th August. Luckily we found out today so Tez has managed to find another venue in time. Should have details tomorrow.
This reads to me that they can just do what they like and there's nothing you can do about it. The way things are going we'll have to start actually reading terms and conditions
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This reads to me that they can just do what they like and there's nothing you can do about it. The way things are going we'll have to start actually reading terms and conditions
I've done a lot of things in my garden since I moved here in 2016, things I thought I never do, such as anything at all in the garden. Have built raised beds, a patio, a base for a greenhouse, grown loads of food and lots more. Nothing, though, has given me more pleasure than making this
July 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've done a lot of things in my garden since I moved here in 2016, things I thought I never do, such as anything at all in the garden. Have built raised beds, a patio, a base for a greenhouse, grown loads of food and lots more. Nothing, though, has given me more pleasure than making this
Anyone know who this guy is?
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Anyone know who this guy is?
Here's a poster for the gig I'm doing at Kanteena on Sunday with Montreal duo Distraction4ever who are touring Europe right now. Cheap tix available if you fancy it, DM me and I'll see what I can sort.
June 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Here's a poster for the gig I'm doing at Kanteena on Sunday with Montreal duo Distraction4ever who are touring Europe right now. Cheap tix available if you fancy it, DM me and I'll see what I can sort.
I'm supporting Montreal-based duo Distraction4ever at this gig upstairs at Kanteena a week on Sunday. Should be a good 'un, tickets here:
kanteena.co.uk/event/sonic-...
kanteena.co.uk/event/sonic-...
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm supporting Montreal-based duo Distraction4ever at this gig upstairs at Kanteena a week on Sunday. Should be a good 'un, tickets here:
kanteena.co.uk/event/sonic-...
kanteena.co.uk/event/sonic-...
Aye, but nobody will scan anything and I'll just be confirming my name on a fucking list that the Ferret have paid themselves to print out. Fuck off, Skiddle
June 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Aye, but nobody will scan anything and I'll just be confirming my name on a fucking list that the Ferret have paid themselves to print out. Fuck off, Skiddle
I forgot how bad red prints, so this is fairly unreadable on the wall at the Golden Lion (the Lancaster one). Hopefully the words are more visible here.
April 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I forgot how bad red prints, so this is fairly unreadable on the wall at the Golden Lion (the Lancaster one). Hopefully the words are more visible here.
I've spent a good chunk of my life mistakingly being called Paul even though I'm called Marc. It's odd. Even the scammers are fucking doing it now
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I've spent a good chunk of my life mistakingly being called Paul even though I'm called Marc. It's odd. Even the scammers are fucking doing it now
March 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And so it begins over on Instagram
March 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
And so it begins over on Instagram
My setup for next week at @todmordenemom
Stripped back and it's gonna be an ambient set sitting down.
Stripped back and it's gonna be an ambient set sitting down.
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My setup for next week at @todmordenemom
Stripped back and it's gonna be an ambient set sitting down.
Stripped back and it's gonna be an ambient set sitting down.