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Stephen Malone
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Christian, but specifically one of those hippie dippie Australian Anglicans that mostly just wants you to be nicer to people.
it's real 2013 tumblr-esque "if you're not a superwholockian you should literally be put to death", ah memories
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The Deck was not a Switch competitor, and the Machine won't be a PS5 competitor, no matter how satisfying that narrative would be.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm glad you freaks have a new Geometry Wars but every screenshot of this looks like I'm having a panic attack inside a kaleidoscope while the worst 2003 broken-hard-drive techno plays in the background
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The easiest possible decision is "let's make a standard Disney resort, but Star Wars themed and next to Galaxy's Edge", and the fact they didn't make that decision is truly wild.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jenny nicholson's video about the star wars hotel is basically an essay of institutional failure. it's absurd how deeply and completely they fumbled it. they essentially spent $100 million to make some influencers happy for a week.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I spent today watching livestreams of local churches and the comment sections are all *utterly* convinced the world is ending, just because someone wore the wrong kind of shirt or gave the wrong kind of speech or mentioned the wrong kind of charity. I beg you, find the bigger picture.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
American food is so insanely bottom-of-the-barrel, any country with a dollar menu is a country with garbage food safety laws
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It absolutely seems like "what if Invincible, but with shitty Telltale stereotypes?" So much of it is irritating out-of-nowhere nonsense that can only be explained as "videogame writing".
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It's not just the best one, it's the only good one. 🎤 ⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
dude he did one for vegas recently and his *breakfast* cost 100 australian dollars, it was a genuine jumpscare
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
After RDR2 I have zero faith in Rockstar's ability to innovate, I genuinely thing GTA6 is just going to be GTA5 but in Miami and with one weird hook that looks cool in trailers but gets old after an hour.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Thank you so much!
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM